# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/821 "2023-05-22T23:11:43Z")
Oh no, we’re not playing good cop/mom. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/822 "2023-05-23T17:46:45Z")
Mom! She’s sung the same song all the way across the country, make her stop! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/823 "2023-05-23T17:49:48Z")
Bart’s touching me! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/824 "2023-05-23T22:30:48Z")
Now, close your eyes and think of England, I say. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/825 "2023-05-24T00:16:51Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/826 "2023-05-24T02:16:25Z")
My name is Bryan. I’m 29-years-old and I’ve had a show in a nightclub in Las Vegas for about 6 years now. My persona is has always tried to be a little more on the realistic side but wearing costuming that is super couture. People call me the Barbra Streisand of drag because, I’ve heard, she’s a real bitch and she’s anal retentive about everything. That’s kind of, I guess you can say, how I am. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/827 "2023-05-24T04:20:23Z")
I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the web, I have an iPhone, I know a lot of the dances from “High School Musical.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/828 "2023-05-24T12:23:07Z")
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/829 "2023-05-24T15:00:34Z")
Silence is golden, so stifle thy self. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/830 "2023-05-24T18:50:26Z")
Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/831 "2023-05-24T23:44:27Z")
I want grandkids before I die, and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/832 "2023-05-25T11:31:25Z")
Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/833 "2023-05-25T19:01:37Z")
I’m not from around here, am I? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/834 "2023-05-25T22:56:35Z")
My name is Rajesh Koothrappali. I’m from the mysterious sub-continent of India. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/835 "2023-05-25T23:56:44Z")
It all started in a 5,000 watt radio station in Fresno California, a 65 dollar paycheck and a crazy dream. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/836 "2023-05-26T14:22:54Z")
Young man, this radio station is a business. It is not for your personal listening pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/837 "2023-05-27T16:04:31Z")
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/838 "2023-05-27T20:03:08Z")
Turkey? Who you calling a turkey, you jive turkey! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/839 "2023-05-29T15:21:34Z")
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can by its first few chapters, and most certainly by its last. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/840 "2023-05-30T15:40:38Z")
Well, yeah, I read the whole first chapter. But it was so long ago, I don’t remember it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=43)