# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/841 "2023-05-30T19:32:32Z")
I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/842 "2023-05-30T23:22:25Z")
The best laid plans of mice and men. And Henry Bemis, the small man in the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Henry Bemis, now just a part of a smashed landscape. Just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Henry Bemis, in the twilight zone. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/843 "2023-05-31T12:38:51Z")
If you were to lose or break your glasses when the Earth is laid bare, something tells me it would be hard to find a Lens Crafters. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/844 "2023-05-31T18:50:16Z")
I don’t have my contacts. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/845 "2023-05-31T23:19:49Z")
I’m fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don’t you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat’s maze of yours? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/846 "2023-06-01T18:41:21Z")
Mazes & Monsters is a far-out game. Swords… poison… spells… battles… maiming… killing! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/847 "2023-06-01T18:55:13Z")
It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master’s brain. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/848 "2023-06-01T22:51:36Z")
It’s pronounced “Kaa’_a_.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/849 "2023-06-02T19:59:31Z")
Just practicing my karate, sir. Or _kah-rah-tay_, as some call it. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/850 "2023-06-03T12:00:15Z")
Pronounced Bouquet, dear. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/851 "2023-06-03T14:26:08Z")
You should thank me, Dumpy. You’re back in second place with your favorite view, my sweet behind. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/852 "2023-06-03T17:30:53Z")
I don’t know. Maybe God made you win it to fix ya. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/853 "2023-06-03T22:32:16Z")
Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/854 "2023-06-06T16:42:09Z")
Mr. Street, is it true that you can throw a 400 yard touchdown pass to three different receivers at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/855 "2023-06-06T19:43:28Z")
We keep winning. That ain’t gonna change as long as we stay true to who we are. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/856 "2023-06-07T04:50:43Z")
I’m too tired to go. I have a midterm tomorrow, which I’ll probably fail and I was up really late studying. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/857 "2023-06-07T19:07:12Z")
You’ve just stopped being a study group. You have become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a Community. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/858 "2023-06-10T15:31:45Z")
By the power invested in me, in _me_, I now pronounce you a couple. You may now kiss your ex-girlfriend’s sister. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/859 "2023-06-10T15:54:06Z")
Ricky, I’d like you to meet my second first husband. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/860 "2023-06-10T16:38:20Z")
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