# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/901 "2023-06-26T14:30:54Z")
It takes a good marksman to shoot you at 50 feet from a moving car, but it takes a great marksman to miss… while making it look like they are trying to hit you… or markswoman as the case may be. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/902 "2023-06-26T15:46:41Z")
Where’s Gibbs? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/903 "2023-06-26T16:45:27Z")
Your one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? That’s lame. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/904 "2023-06-27T17:27:54Z")
My mother didn’t raise me to be a bachelor father, but that’s exactly what I am. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/905 "2023-06-27T22:20:10Z")
Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/906 "2023-06-28T11:57:22Z")
Fat gives things flavor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/907 "2023-06-28T19:11:28Z")
Me, my single aim in life is to send the finest, best presented food through that door there. That’s it! And if it’s at the cost of a few human lives, well, that’s fine by me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/908 "2023-06-29T10:05:02Z")
“What would we do without you?” “Perish in burning hot magma.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/909 "2023-06-29T14:42:04Z")
I have a cool dad. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/910 "2023-06-29T14:52:20Z")
He may not be interesting to you or someone else, because he is not your father. Just mine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/911 "2023-06-29T16:08:39Z")
Father Knows Best ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/912 "2023-06-29T18:44:09Z")
Make Room for Daddy ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/913 "2023-06-30T13:35:39Z")
I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/914 "2023-06-30T14:59:29Z")
This is a duel about honor. And when you lose, it’s going to be because I am a better writer, I’m a better competitor, and I’m a better man. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/915 "2023-06-30T15:11:42Z")
But is he the best man? No, because I’m the Best Man. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/916 "2023-06-30T19:18:24Z")
Are you always gonna be John-Boy? When are you gonna be John-Man? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/917 "2023-07-01T05:27:49Z")
I think the word you’re looking for is “john.” ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/918 "2023-07-01T13:00:02Z")
Nevertheless. I was wondering if you and your friends are “doing business” here at the Jiffy Park? You know, what do you people call it? Turning tricks? Anyway, see the thing is, I found a condom in my car. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/919 "2023-07-01T19:27:18Z")
Twenty-two years of blind loyalty, pulling their dirty tricks, bribing foreign officials, toppling regimes… not so much a word of thanks. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/920 "2023-07-01T21:41:32Z")
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