# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/961 "2023-07-09T09:05:02Z")

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> [@llikewise](#):
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> I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!  
> You vo-dee-OH …

I never watched every show, especially after the fifth season when they moved the whole kit and kaboodle from Milwaukee to California, but was there ever an episode when one or the other of them actually DID admit to ‘vo-dee-oh-doh-doh’-ing with someone?  
I mean, this was roughly the same era when Doogie Howser, Blossom, and even one of the girls on Facts of Life went ‘all the way’ – so how did L&S and Happy Days manage to avoid the pressure to have one of the major characters do the nasty with someone?

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/962 "2023-07-09T13:11:59Z")

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Richie Cunningham: I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill…

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/963 "2023-07-09T17:45:24Z")

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Ayyyyyyyy!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/964 "2023-07-09T17:53:53Z")

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WAAaA!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/965 "2023-07-09T19:53:09Z")

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“Mother says the boys of your culture don’t cry.”

“Not true! In fact there’s an official list of reasons for which crying is a good thing.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/966 "2023-07-10T14:57:07Z")

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You bad man. You make panda cry. You go! You go NAOW!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/967 "2023-07-10T16:56:19Z")

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Few years back, Mrs. Ellsworth, bad manners like that woulda led to a lesson in courtesy!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/968 "2023-07-10T16:56:42Z")

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Up your nose with a rubber hose!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/969 "2023-07-10T19:04:01Z")

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Oh, dear. Heaven knows what I told her to sit on.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/970 "2023-07-11T14:49:45Z")

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That’s my spot!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/971 "2023-07-11T18:22:41Z")

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I’m seeing spots before my eyes!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2023, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/972 "2023-07-12T04:30:11Z")

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Eddie, Spot’s in the kitchen. Whey don’t you take him out in the yard and help him bury someone?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/973 "2023-07-12T14:34:29Z")

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Let me rest in peace.  
Let me get some sleep.  
Let me take my love and bury it in a hole six-foot deep.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/974 "2023-07-13T14:03:10Z")

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Pee for Houston, pee for Austin. Pee for the state my heart got lost in. And shake twice for Texas.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/975 "2023-07-13T16:59:04Z")

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I’ll tell you one thing: no matter how the case comes out, I’m gonna drive Cliff Barnes outta the state of Texas.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/976 "2023-07-13T17:21:31Z")

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Runnin’ like a dog through the Everglades…

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/977 "2023-07-13T18:33:20Z")

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She’s on the move. Looks like a real road trip. She took her daughter to a neighbor’s and packed a suitcase.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/978 "2023-07-14T04:40:47Z")

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Just how long have you had that suitcase packed?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/979 "2023-07-14T17:34:06Z")

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See, the timeline is very fragile. There’s always a threat of one kind or another.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/980 "2023-07-14T17:47:07Z")

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Well, if it isn’t Prof. Pepperwinkle!

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