# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1041 "2023-08-02T18:46:41Z")
I used to think being Santa was a one man job. But that’s not the way Christmas works. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1042 "2023-08-02T20:19:00Z")
Eat! Eat! Who wants a skinny Santa? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1043 "2023-08-03T14:15:02Z")
Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1044 "2023-08-03T18:12:14Z")
Moist! My evil moisture buddy. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1045 "2023-08-04T03:00:40Z")
You’re soaking in it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1046 "2023-08-04T14:40:49Z")
Calgon! Take me away! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1047 "2023-08-04T18:48:36Z")
And off we go! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1048 "2023-08-05T02:00:44Z")
The Sapphire Mansion? I’ve never been. Have you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1049 "2023-08-05T02:32:39Z")
Buckle it up. Buckle it up. Buckle it up or you’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1050 "2023-08-05T02:49:07Z")
Robin, you haven’t fastened your safety bat-belt. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1051 "2023-08-05T14:20:00Z")
I could use a belt. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1052 "2023-08-05T20:14:51Z")
I had a drinking problem back in those days. There are a few things I don’t remember, like, ooh, 1974, 1975. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1053 "2023-08-05T21:57:53Z")
Man, I missed having hands and blood and a stomach. We should get a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1054 "2023-08-05T23:10:56Z")
Have a Coke and a smile. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1055 "2023-08-05T23:54:58Z")
Ba, pa-pa pa, ba, pa-pa-pa The joy of Pepsi ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1056 "2023-08-06T01:04:11Z")
I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1057 "2023-08-06T15:42:37Z")
It has 'ta be [Shasta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_cZUzK_dqY). ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1058 "2023-08-06T18:59:24Z")
I coulda had a V-8! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1059 "2023-08-06T19:34:35Z")
Make Seven-Up yours! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1060 "2023-08-07T00:08:11Z")
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