# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1061 "2023-08-07T14:36:47Z")
Dolan, you’re a genius. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1062 "2023-08-07T14:46:55Z")
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1063 "2023-08-07T15:00:51Z")
She’s like the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn’t even have to take my pants off. (Aside) I found that one out a little late. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1064 "2023-08-07T17:19:04Z")
Hellooooo, Nurse! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1065 "2023-08-07T17:43:48Z")
That’s Major to you! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1066 "2023-08-07T19:44:27Z")
This is Major Steve Trevor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1067 "2023-08-07T21:06:09Z")
Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1068 "2023-08-08T02:03:46Z")
It’s about time, It’s about space, About strange people in the strangest place. It’s about time, It’s about flight, Travelin’ faster than the speed of light. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1069 "2023-08-08T21:38:15Z")
We travel through time to help history along, give it a push where it’s needed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1070 "2023-08-09T03:54:43Z")
We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang (bang) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1071 "2023-08-09T11:26:19Z")
Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1072 "2023-08-09T12:49:45Z")
Kabong! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1073 "2023-08-09T14:15:30Z")
We’ll have a gay old time! (Willll-MA!) ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1074 "2023-08-09T15:00:49Z")
Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1075 "2023-08-09T20:34:38Z")
Jane Lane, you’re just like your sisters, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1076 "2023-08-09T23:02:46Z")
Do I get to go trick-or-treating with you, big brother? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1077 "2023-08-10T21:48:40Z")
This is the Big Brother House. You can bounce checks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1078 "2023-08-11T13:14:20Z")
The Bear in the Big Blue House ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1079 "2023-08-11T21:36:11Z")
Waldo’s a bear. A blue bear. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1080 "2023-08-14T21:04:51Z")
Sweetie, if they don’t fit, you’ll be the only one not wearing white, and then you’ll stand out like “Where’s Waldo.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=55)