# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 55

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1081 "2023-08-14T22:05:50Z")

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Where can Shadow be?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1082 "2023-08-14T22:51:16Z")

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Oh, I see her at the supermarket every once in a while. She seems like a calm sensible person.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1083 "2023-08-15T01:28:52Z")

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Tess pattern

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1084 "2023-08-15T20:09:11Z")

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Don’t worry, Tess. I’ll save your world. Just not with you in it.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1085 "2023-08-15T21:46:32Z")

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Blah, blah, blah… multiverse, blah, blah, blah…

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1086 "2023-08-16T03:38:10Z")

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Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1087 "2023-08-16T12:14:04Z")

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Yada, yada, yada. . .I never heard from him again.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1088 "2023-08-16T12:58:40Z")

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Stifle yourself, Edith.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1089 "2023-08-16T15:58:10Z")

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One of these days, Alice. Bam! To the moon!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1090 "2023-08-17T14:56:26Z")

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Spring vacation?

-Spring vacation?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1091 "2023-08-17T23:10:35Z")

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Now I don’t care it you’re big or small,

And I don’t care if you’re short or tall,

'Cause every spring and summer, winter and fall

I don’t wanna see anybody at all!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1092 "2023-08-18T14:40:27Z")

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Brother Dick, it’s no trick if you see  
Lots of different people who look a lot like me

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1093 "2023-08-19T00:29:52Z")

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Look, I get it. Who wants to see ghosts? It’s scary.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1094 "2023-08-19T00:42:04Z")

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“Oh, Mr. Peevey, you don’t believe in ghosts, do you?”

“Might. Then again, might not.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1095 "2023-08-19T13:25:52Z")

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Darn it, if my dad can invent something that accidentally made me half ghost, why can’t he invent something that can turn me back to normal!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1096 "2023-08-19T18:35:46Z")

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Butters, I died. I ate a bunch of chicken skins and my insides exploded.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1097 "2023-08-19T19:35:58Z")

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It tastes like feet!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1098 "2023-08-20T16:14:28Z")

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Mel fixed you a nice plate of his special. The least you can do is eat it.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1099 "2023-08-20T17:22:00Z")

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Don’t upset the people who handle your food.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1100 "2023-08-20T17:46:11Z")

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No soup for you!

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