# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1101 "2023-08-20T19:12:06Z")
Steve, this is the age of diplomacy. Try using some. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1102 "2023-08-21T17:43:33Z")
He left his manners back at the fraternity house. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1103 "2023-08-21T17:45:55Z")
Don’t you go down to the Delta House, ‘Cause the things they’re saying and the things they do They’re only going to scandalize a girl like you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1104 "2023-08-21T18:02:20Z")
Oh, back off, Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1105 "2023-08-21T18:17:33Z")
**Burt Reynolds** : Which one’s the slut? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1106 "2023-08-21T21:47:43Z")
And you’re gonna love Mary Ellen. She’s really smart and cute and funny, and I can’t tell you how I know this, but she’s not opposed to threesomes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1107 "2023-08-21T21:48:45Z")
Goodnight, John-Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1108 "2023-08-22T22:29:30Z")
Tomorrow, just like today The moon, the bear, and [the Big Blue House Will be waiting for you to come and play. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1109 "2023-08-23T01:04:18Z")
Blue Moon Detective Agency. Have things gone awry? Is it solutions you seek? / We’re eager to help, but we’re closed a few weeks. / So if you’re despondent, and your life’s out of whack, / We hope you’re still troubled when we all get back. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1110 "2023-08-23T22:50:00Z")
The great detective, Remington Steele? He doesn’t exist. I invented him. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1111 "2023-08-23T23:50:15Z")
Nobody sees Charlie except me. He’s a very private person. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1112 "2023-08-24T14:25:41Z")
Charlie always orders too much Chinese food anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1113 "2023-08-24T14:30:42Z")
You got me blacklisted at Hop Sing’s?! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1114 "2023-08-24T18:11:05Z")
Next time you bling baby home, you bling diaper boy. Hop Sing got no time for changing diaper. _(yeah, I know it’s pidgin English and borderline racist, and we’re supposed to be better than that now… to the point that TVLand even puts up a disclaimer before showing reruns of shows like Bonanza and Gunsmoke. But this is the way the line was delivered, so I’ll be damned if I’m gonna change it.)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1115 "2023-08-24T20:34:28Z")
Don’t believe your mother, you believe me. Many is the time I changed you, little girl, and it wasn’t always wee-wee. Sometimes it was this here. [Holds up two fingers] ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1116 "2023-08-24T21:53:13Z")
For the first few years of your life, your mom worked while I was a stay-at-home dad. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1117 "2023-08-25T02:15:01Z")
Say good-bye to your mom, she belongs to the people now. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1118 "2023-08-25T10:22:37Z")
_Went back to my palace fast Now I’m the fool walking 'round with the phallus cast Like Wolverine, I try to be a loner But they think a [brother] got an adamantium boner_ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1119 "2023-08-25T18:12:01Z")
Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I’m not down with all this background singing nonsense. I’m Beyoncé, I ain’t no Kelly Rowland! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1120 "2023-08-25T18:54:58Z")
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