# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1141 "2023-08-31T14:21:12Z")
To the batmobile, Robin! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1142 "2023-08-31T20:24:42Z")
There’s no reason for increased volume. I ‘m scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000’s Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1143 "2023-08-31T21:38:46Z")
Alright! Check out this bad boy: 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits it over 28,000 bps. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1144 "2023-09-01T01:16:52Z")
Look, Beaver, as soon as a guy gets over 15, he automatically knows _everything_ about cars! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1145 "2023-09-01T13:58:07Z")
This would be a nice car if you took care of it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1146 "2023-09-01T15:15:00Z")
_She’s my very own guiding star A 1928 Porter, that’s my Mother dear She helps me through everything I do And I’m so glad she’s here My Mother the Car My Mother the Car_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1147 "2023-09-01T16:51:47Z")
Car 54, where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1148 "2023-09-01T22:24:29Z")
Supercar… Supercar… With beauty and grace, fast as can be watch it flying through the air. It travels in space, or under the sea, and it can journey anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1149 "2023-09-01T22:50:23Z")
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1150 "2023-09-02T01:31:28Z")
Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1151 "2023-09-02T01:39:09Z")
You take the good You take the bad You take them both and there you have the facts of life The facts of life ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1152 "2023-09-02T08:54:02Z")
Hey, this is my sex talk! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1153 "2023-09-02T17:12:21Z")
(HEY!) (What?) Globetrotters! Chiggy-chiggy-bo Oh yeah! Globetrotters! Chiggy-chiggy-bo Come on! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1154 "2023-09-02T22:53:53Z")
Hey, Vern! It’s Ernest. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1155 "2023-09-03T00:57:26Z")
Ernestine the telephone operator: One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1156 "2023-09-03T03:05:33Z")
Tonight, I am chaperoning the Spring-A-Ding-Fling, a fundraiser, a dance, which, under my stewardship, has shattered school records. And I added the “A-ding.” It used to just be called the Spring Fling. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1157 "2023-09-03T18:27:51Z")
She’s just going to the dance with me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1158 "2023-09-03T20:04:15Z")
It’s more like a full-body heave set to music. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1159 "2023-09-03T21:01:45Z")
I like that twist, boy. It’s like puttin’ your pajamas on in an upper berth. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1160 "2023-09-04T03:22:06Z")
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