# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1181 "2023-09-09T18:09:29Z")
Get me a breath mint. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1182 "2023-09-09T22:40:24Z")
I can hold my breath for a very long time. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1183 "2023-09-10T01:05:02Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1184 "2023-09-10T01:21:15Z")
Smelly Cat, oh Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, oh Smelly Cat, It’s not your fault! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1185 "2023-09-10T14:47:31Z")
There once was a brave lad named Leonard With a fie, fie fiddle dee-dee He faced a fearsome giant While Raj just wanted to pee ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1186 "2023-09-10T19:04:15Z")
I’ll be the big, mean giant. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1187 "2023-09-10T21:48:56Z")
All the stores in New York are so cramped, every time I turn I knock something over. I’m like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas!.. I hate it. I’M TOO BIG FOR NEW YORK! Okay? I’m always trying to fit into cramped, little subway seats, or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago. Hey, guess what: People are bigger now! Build bigger doorways! What the hell is the matter with you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1188 "2023-09-11T14:39:57Z")
Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1189 "2023-09-11T14:41:30Z")
We just hang out, jump off things. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1190 "2023-09-11T16:40:51Z")
Hangin’ out…down the street. The same old thing…we did last week. Not a thing to do but talk to you. Not a thing to do out in the street…oh yeah. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1191 "2023-09-11T21:55:35Z")
(You’re gonna learn something when we meet you after school) I said jump, down on Jump Street. I said jump, down on Jump ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1192 "2023-09-12T20:30:32Z")
She’s alive, she is so alive. Now jump! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1193 "2023-09-13T02:31:23Z")
I can’t do it. We’ll do it live. We’ll do it live! F\*\*k it! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1194 "2023-09-13T02:40:51Z")
Live! From New York! It’s Saturday Night! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1195 "2023-09-13T12:10:58Z")
So what? No fuckin’ ziti now? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1196 "2023-09-13T17:33:03Z")
That’s A Spicy Meatball ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1197 "2023-09-13T18:44:07Z")
Spicy shrimp handroll: that’s Nori’s favorite. Special eel tail, and oysters, you tell me when you want to stop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1198 "2023-09-13T18:46:33Z")
Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1199 "2023-09-13T19:27:11Z")
And I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is that clear? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1200 "2023-09-14T00:39:24Z")
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