# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 61

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1201 "2023-09-14T14:34:53Z")

</div>

She calls me moon-pie because I’m nummy-nummy and she could just eat me up.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1202 "2023-09-14T16:14:47Z")

</div>

As you know, our Moon has been blasted out of orbit. We have been completely cut of from Planet Earth. As we are, we have power, environment; and therefore, a possibility of survival.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1203 "2023-09-15T21:49:24Z")

</div>

It’s about time,  
It’s about space,  
About strange people in the strangest place.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1204 "2023-09-15T22:50:53Z")

</div>

Our friendships they can trace  
While looking at the face  
Of the Big Blue Marble in space!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1205 "2023-09-16T12:59:24Z")

</div>

They don’t make marbles out of marble.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1206 "2023-09-16T18:51:46Z")

</div>

I didn’t get the part. They said I talked like I had marbles in my mouth.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1207 "2023-09-16T19:43:08Z")

</div>

He’s English, Orla. That’s the way they talk.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1208 "2023-09-16T21:43:51Z")

</div>

We both know there isn’t as much dignity in this entire country as our Queen’s got in her little finger.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1209 "2023-09-16T22:25:51Z")

</div>

Disregard … I had a movie quote in mind.

_ **-“BB”-** _

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1210 "2023-09-17T16:05:42Z")

</div>

Ugh, Queen Penelope, AFK — what?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1211 "2023-09-17T16:57:16Z")

</div>

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1212 "2023-09-17T19:54:33Z")

</div>

“So it’s a duel then, between you and me.”

“I suppose it is. May the best…one…win.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1213 "2023-09-17T22:08:07Z")

</div>

Coming through, challenge, oh, hi Lenny, demand satisfaction…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1214 "2023-09-18T20:00:00Z")

</div>

Lenny: Boy, am I going to dream about her tonight!  
Squiggy: Just don’t make those gurgly sounds.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1215 "2023-09-18T20:53:59Z")

</div>

This has been the dream of my life to buy a farm. Move away from the city, plow my own fields, plant my own soil, to get my hands dirty.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1216 "2023-09-19T00:24:52Z")

</div>

Well, I was an innkeeper in this crazy little town in Vermont. Nothing made sense in this place. I mean, the maid was an heiress. Her husband talked in alliteration. The handyman kept missing the point of things. And then there were these three woodsmen, but only one of them talked

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1217 "2023-09-19T15:20:58Z")

</div>

Don’t let him near Goofy, he gives him nightmares and then I’ll have to deal with it.

What’s wrong with Goofy?

I don’t know. He’s fine around Pluto.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1218 "2023-09-19T17:21:23Z")

</div>

The next time you pick up your phone, remember, I’m the guy who kicked Pluto out of the solar system

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1219 "2023-09-19T20:22:50Z")

</div>

Call the midwife.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1220 "2023-09-20T00:51:30Z")

</div>

No, Murray, a delivery room is no place for a woman!

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=60)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=62)
