# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1221 "2023-09-20T20:39:17Z")
I just deliver the cars! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1222 "2023-09-20T21:21:19Z")
How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria? I don’t know, I was on the Pasadena Freeway, missed my exit, flew off the overpass and… one thing led to another. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1223 "2023-09-21T01:37:27Z")
Take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Schlossen Cut-Off. Get out of your car, cut off your Schlossen, get back into your car and you drive six miles until you see the giant neon vice squad cop. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1224 "2023-09-21T11:21:00Z")
Ooop! wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1225 "2023-09-21T12:20:06Z")
Car 54, Where Are You? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1226 "2023-09-21T14:19:13Z")
Monty Python’s Flying Circus! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1227 "2023-09-21T16:43:24Z")
OZ. The name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, Level 4. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1228 "2023-09-21T19:48:05Z")
We call him Oz for short. He lives in the Kingdom of the Auditorium. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1229 "2023-09-21T21:24:09Z")
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he, And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, Flying there-under, under the sea! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1230 "2023-09-22T02:29:35Z")
It’s dangerous and risky! But adventureous and free! Adventure, that’s the life for me! They’ve got lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! (Doesn’t sound very safe to me) The Misadventures of … FLAPJAAAAACK!!! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1231 "2023-09-22T02:47:32Z")
Here’s our orb, it’s slightly leaning Orbiting a star We find ways to give life meaning Some may seem bizarre All we know is that we exist And it won’t be for long So it helps to put some foot-tubes on Joy and sadness, courage and fear Curiosity and anger on a planet full of danger And it’s only getting stranger from here ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1232 "2023-09-22T19:53:45Z")
Is it time to get scared? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1233 "2023-09-22T23:10:56Z")
I know. That’s what a ghost is. A nobody. Larry Mondello’s a-scared of the house, too. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1234 "2023-09-23T15:58:26Z")
And Scooby-Doo if you come through, you’re gonna have yourself a Scooby Snack! That’s a fact! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1235 "2023-09-23T16:17:47Z")
If it doesn’t have meat, it’s a snack. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1236 "2023-09-23T21:02:00Z")
Can I have a piece of cake and a hunk of milk? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1237 "2023-09-24T03:15:56Z")
Banana, hot. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1238 "2023-09-24T12:51:52Z")
There’s always money in the banana stand! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1239 "2023-09-24T15:39:59Z")
But if you’re ever short, there’s always a couple of fifties in Green Lantern’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1240 "2023-09-24T21:17:14Z")
Pat, how do you know she’s the Green Lantern’s daughter? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=63)