# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1241 "2023-09-25T00:48:24Z")
I’d like my baby please. Where do you keep your child’s cage? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1242 "2023-09-25T18:25:40Z")
I’ll put your cage right here, Bernard. Sorry I talked about wanting a dog in front of you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1243 "2023-09-27T15:46:30Z")
I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1244 "2023-09-27T15:50:38Z")
Do you want to know what’s bothering me too? Well, here’s a start, I’m talking to a dog, that bothers me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1245 "2023-09-27T18:44:27Z")
Yes, I’ve talked to the Home Office. They say there’s no possible grounds to pass an Act of Parliament to allow this particular dog into Britain. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1246 "2023-09-30T14:43:20Z")
You shouldn’t have been embarrassed to be the only student without a pet. Why, you know we’re all friends here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1247 "2023-10-01T15:12:32Z")
You sure could be a stand-out student at graduation. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1248 "2023-10-01T17:33:36Z")
I’d like admission to your student body. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1249 "2023-10-01T19:34:46Z")
Wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1250 "2023-10-02T00:29:04Z")
Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1251 "2023-10-02T14:54:37Z")
Babysitting with Mary Lou Milligan?! Man, oh, man, you got it made in the shade! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1252 "2023-10-02T18:08:22Z")
I’m not going to rest until I find out who did this. And then I’ll take a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1253 "2023-10-02T21:32:42Z")
That reminds me, my mummy’s expecting me. And then I’ll take a nap. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1254 "2023-10-03T02:35:25Z")
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1255 "2023-10-03T03:16:12Z")
-It was easy. I took the whole test just half my brain. -[_snidely_] I hope it wasn’t the dumb half. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1256 "2023-10-03T21:14:05Z")
I have tubes coming out of me and puss dripping in these bags, and it hurts like hell, but I came here to see my mom take this damn test because being a citizen of this country is important to her. So, I am going to need you to let her take that fricking test. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1257 "2023-10-04T15:24:14Z")
The Internet is a series of tubes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1258 "2023-10-04T23:13:58Z")
There’s no cure for the Internet. You would never go away. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1259 "2023-10-05T04:55:38Z")
If you’d like to see the look on your stupid face, this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1260 "2023-10-05T18:02:00Z")
It all started at a 5,000-watt radio station in Fresno, California, with a 65 dollar paycheck and a crazy dream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=64)