# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1321 "2023-11-01T20:34:28Z")
You mean all those kids in dresses were girls? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1322 "2023-11-01T20:43:22Z")
Since there is not much time. I thought I could buy my wedding dress here. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1323 "2023-11-02T04:09:33Z")
I saw you. You twirled. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1324 "2023-11-02T12:22:47Z")
Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1325 "2023-11-02T13:32:30Z")
Sashay away. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1326 "2023-11-02T14:37:26Z")
Y’know, like, what if you passed away or died or something? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1327 "2023-11-03T03:02:45Z")
Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1328 "2023-11-03T15:40:17Z")
Maybe it didn’t seem like a big deal to you Zach. But now, I hope you understand. My world was collapsing. I needed those notes. I needed any hope those notes might have offered. And you? You took that hope away. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1329 "2023-11-04T00:28:59Z")
Poor Zack. He looks so alone. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1330 "2023-11-04T17:23:30Z")
I want you to pull up your socks. That’s what I want, and if you don’t… well… it’s quite likely you might spend your old age alone! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1331 "2023-11-04T19:45:03Z")
My mother always used to say: “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1332 "2023-11-04T22:03:02Z")
Oh well, then: just scrape your shoe and move on. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1333 "2023-11-05T19:49:22Z")
Ohh… you’re not gonna like our “NYPD Shoe” sketch. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1334 "2023-11-06T22:40:49Z")
Sandals. Perhaps the most comfortable shoe there is. You hardly even know you have them on. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1335 "2023-11-07T01:52:23Z")
I’ll be taking her to Sandals in Jamaica. All inclusive, you know what that means. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1336 "2023-11-07T23:30:41Z")
Mom wants to take a vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1337 "2023-11-08T19:04:59Z")
Sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1338 "2023-11-08T23:08:19Z")
All the trouble we get in with another tale to spin. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1339 "2023-11-09T05:46:48Z")
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1340 "2023-11-09T18:17:26Z")
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed And then one day he was shootin at some food And up through the ground come a bubblin crude [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=68)