# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1361 "2023-11-16T23:58:46Z")
From Hollywood, it’s everybody’s game of stategy, knowledge, and fun! It’s “TIC TAC DOUGH”! And now, here is the host of our show, WINK MARTINDALE! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1362 "2023-11-17T04:43:33Z")
From Hollywood, the Tonght Show! Starring Johnny Carson. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1363 "2023-11-17T20:37:50Z")
I got a church social to go to tonight. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1364 "2023-11-17T23:07:15Z")
So now you know. This is where I go on the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1365 "2023-11-18T16:59:49Z")
You say you come here often but that’s the best you can do? [Fires gun] And that’s with pretty nails. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1366 "2023-11-18T18:34:50Z")
Yes! Barbra was so beautiful in the movie. Did you see her nails? They were like butter! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1367 "2023-11-18T18:46:34Z")
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfingers! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1368 "2023-11-18T23:56:15Z")
Don’t point your finger at me, woman. You’re the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them Muppets. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1369 "2023-11-19T15:53:40Z")
Penny made me watch all five seasons of _Sex and the City_. There are six seasons, dude. Oh, crap! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1370 "2023-11-20T16:34:37Z")
If you weren’t so sexy, I’d beat your brains out! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1371 "2023-11-20T20:51:19Z")
Doctor Crane! He can fix your brain! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1372 "2023-11-20T22:47:35Z")
I’m Doctor Frasier Crane, and I’m listening. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1373 "2023-11-21T17:10:59Z")
We have a man with a large carrot stuck in his colon coming in. -How did he ever swallow it whole? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1374 "2023-11-21T19:33:53Z")
Uh, you wouldn’t have any tasty, nutritious carrots, perchance, would you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1375 "2023-11-21T21:15:00Z")
Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1376 "2023-11-22T16:59:07Z")
He likes it! Hey, Mikey! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1377 "2023-11-22T22:07:25Z")
You’re dethpicable! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1378 "2023-11-22T22:29:38Z")
You miserable bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1379 "2023-11-23T19:16:26Z")
It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1380 "2023-11-25T21:51:31Z")
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