# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/121 "2022-12-17T13:38:03Z")
It’s Princess Summerfall WinterSpring! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/122 "2022-12-17T14:54:25Z")
In your universe, they call you a princess? Yes. In mine, we call you a child. An arrogant, demanding child! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/123 "2022-12-17T15:59:10Z")
Actually, I had him tested as a child. Doctors said he’s fine. Although I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/124 "2022-12-17T16:13:27Z")
36 hours and he’s already demonstrating more talent than any of our others. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/125 "2022-12-17T17:41:23Z")
The world will take me where I need to go. I’m like a leaf in the stream of creation. Until I find Dirk Gently, whoever or whatever that is, then I’m a piranha in the stream of creation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/126 "2022-12-17T21:19:22Z")
I know a place where the unused bricks and mortar left over from the creation of our solar system can be found. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/127 "2022-12-17T21:44:06Z")
Do you want to see it? Do you want to see what you’ve been chasing me and my family for years for? Do you want to see a wormhole weapon? * * * Yes. * * * Beg. * * * I beg you. * * * It’s not good enough. Say “please.” * * * Please. * * * “Pretty please.” * * * Pretty please. * * * “With a cherry on top.” * * * With a cherry on top. * * * Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/128 "2022-12-18T12:13:25Z")
[ooo, good Farscape quote] Where’s The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/129 "2022-12-18T21:04:01Z")
We’ll soon stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/130 "2022-12-18T21:16:02Z")
Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do-do we carry any _Rush_ CDs in the store? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/131 "2022-12-18T23:07:28Z")
There’s something on here that’s called “Pigs On The Wing”. What does that sound like? * * * I don’t do requests. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/132 "2022-12-19T00:29:01Z")
And now a rhythmic room-shaker requested by Corporal Max “I Wanna Get Out Of Here” Klinger. It’ll be coming your way as soon as I put a new fang in the old tone-arm cobra. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/133 "2022-12-19T00:59:18Z")
Yeah, just a sec: **Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?** _“…that’s you, Coach.”_ Speaking! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/134 "2022-12-19T03:57:44Z")
“Ernie, how do I look?” “With your eyes, Bert.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/135 "2022-12-19T04:12:15Z")
Now, tonight, I’m gonna try and put something new in my act. * * * Yeah, like comedy, maybe ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/136 "2022-12-19T13:02:37Z")
Mother always liked you best. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/137 "2022-12-19T14:31:14Z")
What kind of child were you looking for? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/138 "2022-12-19T14:42:07Z")
Moosie here with Kids News For Kids. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/139 "2022-12-19T14:51:07Z")
Moose and squirrel must die! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/140 "2022-12-19T22:14:34Z")
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