# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1381 "2023-11-26T05:39:24Z")
I’m selling a way, set an open house, for Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1382 "2023-11-26T14:41:33Z")
Kids, it’s Saturday, which means we might get customers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1383 "2023-11-26T16:46:26Z")
What time is it, kids? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1384 "2023-11-26T17:29:01Z")
It’s Howdy Doody Time!! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1385 "2023-11-26T19:28:56Z")
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1386 "2023-11-26T20:09:51Z")
Slow down your neighbors? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1387 "2023-11-27T05:21:46Z")
Just slow it down. I’ll shoot Hitler out the window. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1388 "2023-11-27T14:58:35Z")
Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1389 "2023-11-27T15:23:49Z")
I want to take clean cups out of the dishwasher and put them in the cupboard at home and the next morning, I want to watch my wife drink from them. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1390 "2023-11-28T19:28:45Z")
We were drunk on Margaritas and wanted to find out whose wife would eat the most crickets. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1391 "2023-11-28T20:55:05Z")
Sue Ellen, you’re a drunk, a tramp and an unfit mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1392 "2023-11-29T00:01:58Z")
You’ve been picked up for drunk and disorderly twice since 2009. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1393 "2023-11-30T00:18:32Z")
The real super fluid is what’s in this drink. It reminds me of my daddy’s ‘don’t tell mommy’ juice. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1394 "2023-11-30T21:55:30Z")
Mama would skin me alive! Everyone knows those two ladies make bootleg whiskey. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1395 "2023-11-30T23:11:09Z")
I’m not crazy! My mother had me tested. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1396 "2023-11-30T23:44:01Z")
Well, I’m a girl with bipolar… raised by a crazy person who ruined everything for me. All I wanna do is skate, but my partner hates me. So, yeah, everything’s great. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1397 "2023-12-01T00:12:16Z")
He calls it “the brotherhood of the wheel”. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1398 "2023-12-01T15:17:10Z")
This is the greatest thing since the invention of sliced wheels! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1399 "2023-12-01T15:55:06Z")
What am I, a four-wheel friend? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1400 "2023-12-01T20:37:05Z")
Yeah, but she doesn’t seem so creepy since I found out she’s got wheels! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=71)