# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1401 "2023-12-02T16:59:03Z")
Yes, I call him Steven now. Because I checked and he’s not okay with “Wheels.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1402 "2023-12-02T20:37:51Z")
Charla, you must pack your bags and check out of Paradise, forever! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1403 "2023-12-03T20:02:49Z")
What’s happening? You keep a packed suitcase? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1404 "2023-12-03T20:26:15Z")
It’s on account of that money in my suitcase! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1405 "2023-12-05T01:57:41Z")
We want you to know how happy we are to have you, your handsome nephew, your lovely daughter, and your beautiful money er mothe ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1406 "2023-12-05T19:29:20Z")
Hold it right there! I don’t want no check. I want my money… cash. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1407 "2023-12-05T21:02:51Z")
What do you mean it don’t cost a whole lot to buy a little, or a whole lot to buy a lot, what do you mean? ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1408 "2023-12-05T21:17:15Z")
Never have I ever kept a secret bank account because I think that my wife can’t handle money. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1409 "2023-12-06T03:04:25Z")
I don’t trust banks. I believe when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1410 "2023-12-06T03:06:48Z")
As a senior citizen, you’re probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel. Well, now there’s a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1411 "2023-12-06T19:13:13Z")
Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1412 "2023-12-06T21:04:26Z")
Illusion is my business. I can make people disappear. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1413 "2023-12-06T23:50:53Z")
I know, I know. No ‘hocus pocus’. So sue me, it was worth it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1414 "2023-12-07T03:01:03Z")
That would be the definition of a frivolous lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1415 "2023-12-07T21:45:09Z")
But I’m sure your lawyer has told you this lawsuit is going to be very difficult for you to win. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1416 "2023-12-08T01:30:17Z")
A first-year law student could punch more holes in your case than Con Ed has in Third Avenue. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1417 "2023-12-08T17:12:45Z")
Really, Agnes. Why don’t you just run up to Fifth Avenue and stop any carriage that has a man inside? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1418 "2023-12-10T00:38:15Z")
I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don’t wear too much makeup. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1419 "2023-12-10T19:45:56Z")
When you are putting on your makeup, it’s like you’re an artist, but instead of painting a canvas, you’re painting your face. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1420 "2023-12-10T20:23:47Z")
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