# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1441 "2023-12-17T21:49:22Z")
I would rather sleep with J.R. than sleep with you and I would rather sleep with a carnival geek than sleep with J.R.! Does that give any idea as to how you rank in my affections? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1442 "2023-12-17T22:16:32Z")
Nobody likes a math geek, Scully. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1443 "2023-12-18T16:15:37Z")
When Howard told me the FBI would be contacting me, I expected Mulder. Glad to see I got Scully, heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1444 "2023-12-18T22:45:28Z")
I may not say this right because I am new to English, but _[points to Donna]_ she has tremendous breasts, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1445 "2023-12-19T21:26:11Z")
The signposts are in English so that we may read them more easily, but the place - is The Twilight Zone. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1446 "2023-12-24T00:18:02Z")
Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door) We’ve been waiting for you ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1447 "2023-12-24T06:49:46Z")
Wait for it… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1448 "2023-12-24T22:44:18Z")
Ricky, this is it. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1449 "2023-12-25T02:04:33Z")
Lucy, you’ve got some 'splaining to do! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1450 "2023-12-25T06:14:29Z")
Submitted for your approval… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1451 "2023-12-25T14:31:39Z")
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1452 "2023-12-26T20:52:00Z")
Kids, I’ve been telling you the story of how I met your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1453 "2023-12-27T00:41:42Z")
I just know when I get home, my mother’s going to look at me and chuckle for a week. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1454 "2023-12-27T22:38:03Z")
Mom, this isn’t the first pregnancy test I’ve ever taken. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1455 "2023-12-27T23:13:41Z")
I am a Jungian, not a Freudian, so there will be no blaming Mummy today. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1456 "2023-12-29T05:50:00Z")
I’m makin’ money, that pyramid mummy money I’m makin’ money, that pyramid scheme money ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1457 "2023-12-29T16:30:35Z")
The first one of these players to make it up to the top of the pyramid in less than 60 seconds will walk away with $100,000 in cash. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1458 "2023-12-29T16:39:52Z")
Let’s. . .make. . .a DEAL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1459 "2023-12-30T13:57:53Z")
Tosh: I know I look like shit. I’m so tired my right eye is twitching involuntarily so I’m either having a stroke or really need my bed, in which, by the way, I keep my socks on and my ear plugs in. Either way I don’t want you to go. Stay, please. At least until your money runs out. Boyfriend: Well, since you put it like that. [Shetland] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1460 "2023-12-30T15:59:09Z")
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