# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1461 "2023-12-30T18:13:17Z")
Green Acres, that’s the place for me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1462 "2023-12-30T19:04:04Z")
Now, this is the tale of our castaways. They’re here for a long, long time. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1463 "2023-12-31T18:23:17Z")
From the town of Bedrock They’re a page right out of history ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1464 "2023-12-31T18:47:08Z")
Stop drilling, you’ve hit bedrock. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1465 "2023-12-31T19:13:04Z")
Yabba dabba doooo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1466 "2023-12-31T19:14:06Z")
Rooby rooby roo! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1467 "2023-12-31T20:58:11Z")
Meet my friend. She’s Ruby Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1468 "2024-01-02T15:22:50Z")
Well, I think you look like Chrissy from “Three’s Company”! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1469 "2024-01-03T00:10:05Z")
“Al, you’ve been certain about three different people!” “Yeah, but this time I’m really certain!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1470 "2024-01-04T03:21:47Z")
AWOOOOOO! Welcome, to _Monster Chiller Horror Theater_! Tonight’s feature, is a scary one! It’s got rats! Lots and lots of rats! Whole packs of rats! Yes! It’s called “4 For Texas”, and it’s got… rat pack? Rats! Lots and lots of rats! AWOOOOO! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1471 "2024-01-04T19:25:08Z")
Yeah. You gotta do what you gotta do to stay alive, and if it comes to it, it’s Texas. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1472 "2024-01-04T21:05:04Z")
-All right, Tam. I decided I was gonna make you a real Texas dinner: bar-b-que chicken and brisket. -Thank you. -Well, I figured you were probably tired of stuff wigglin’ around on your plate. OK, let’s say Grace. Now, Tam, when I say ‘Jesus’, feel free to say the word ‘Buddha’ in your head. -I’m actually Catholic. -Oh. Well, that’s too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1473 "2024-01-05T20:37:17Z")
In Texas, the bottom line is who you know and what they owe you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1474 "2024-01-05T20:43:44Z")
Pee for Houston, pee for Austin / Pee for the state my heart got lost in. And shake twice for Texas. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1475 "2024-01-05T22:21:31Z")
Well, once upon a time… I was a judge in the Miss Texas beauty contest. And after a while, you run all those girls through the contest, and it… It looks like a cattle auction in Fort Worth. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1476 "2024-01-06T18:58:42Z")
“I didn’t know it was an auction! I figured: take a guess, help a charity, free boat!” “Why would a charity give away a free boat?” “I don’t know. Charity?” ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1477 "2024-01-06T19:53:24Z")
It’s just a write off for them. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1478 "2024-01-06T23:25:18Z")
“They wrote me off, but I never wrote back!” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1479 "2024-01-07T00:17:16Z")
That’s a good story, George. I wish I’d written it. As a matter of fact, it’s so good, people will probably think I did. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1480 "2024-01-07T19:28:41Z")
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