# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1481 "2024-01-07T19:59:29Z")
George, the Lord created everybody equal… except in your case He quit work before He got to your head! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1482 "2024-01-07T21:39:03Z")
What about about the rabbits, George? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1483 "2024-01-07T22:33:26Z")
It’s Wabbit Hunting Season. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1484 "2024-01-07T23:34:41Z")
North of the Wall, you don’t hunt, you don’t eat. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1485 "2024-01-07T23:52:40Z")
Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! BANG! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1486 "2024-01-08T19:33:59Z")
I’ll get the oven ready. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1487 "2024-01-09T23:03:58Z")
Now, you can tell when they’re ready by poking them with your finger. And if it’s resilient, they’re done. If it’s still squashy like the raw breast, it isn’t done. And if it’s hard, it is, uh, it’s overdone which is too bad. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1488 "2024-01-10T03:52:30Z")
Save the liver! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1489 "2024-01-10T15:07:08Z")
Livers are important, Cuddy. You can’t live without them, hence the name. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1490 "2024-01-11T00:57:02Z")
A kidney, a portion of the liver, a cornea, bone marrow - a person can lose these things and live to cash the social security checks. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1491 "2024-01-13T04:08:57Z")
Will you take a check? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1492 "2024-01-13T18:24:01Z")
Now you take this and you fill in whatever amount you think you need. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1493 "2024-01-14T17:23:26Z")
I’ll fill you in later. Let’s go! ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1494 "2024-01-14T20:15:58Z")
Skoden! Stoodis! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1495 "2024-01-15T16:48:50Z")
You picked a fight with a red and black tree? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1496 "2024-01-15T16:57:02Z")
Simpson, Homer Simpson He’s the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield He’s about to hit a chestnut tree - D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1497 "2024-01-16T21:23:05Z")
George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1498 "2024-01-17T18:39:44Z")
Los Angeles is basically just New Jersey with palm trees. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1499 "2024-01-17T20:39:28Z")
I was in California. Everything is new, and it’s clean. The people are filled with hope. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1500 "2024-01-18T03:37:32Z")
Said ‘California is the place y’oughta be’ So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=76)