# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1501 "2024-01-18T21:17:15Z")
Look, it’s a California driver’s license. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1502 "2024-01-19T17:44:50Z")
-Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there. -So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable? -UNDATEABLE! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1503 "2024-01-19T18:35:40Z")
She saw nothing of value in me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1504 "2024-01-19T19:02:16Z")
He’s all messed up with girls. He can’t get a blind date for one for a dance. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1505 "2024-01-21T20:32:45Z")
Jessie, would you like to be my dance partner in the contest? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1506 "2024-01-22T01:27:39Z")
Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1507 "2024-01-22T02:03:44Z")
You don’t dance. Only **I** get to dance. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1508 "2024-01-22T04:49:19Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance! You may not touch my monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1509 "2024-01-22T18:58:43Z")
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1510 "2024-01-22T22:27:09Z")
He’s got the country in a whirl. What’s his name? Sh! Secret Squirrel. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1511 "2024-01-25T16:47:18Z")
Why don’t you go milk a cow. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1512 "2024-01-25T19:31:48Z")
This is a very friendly cow and she always likes to shake hands. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1513 "2024-01-26T17:06:12Z")
You never heard of a talking horse? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1514 "2024-01-26T20:13:04Z")
Good grief, the comedian’s a bear. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1515 "2024-01-27T14:09:49Z")
Corner! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1516 "2024-01-27T19:22:18Z")
That guy, he ain’t in your corner. Not anymore. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1517 "2024-01-27T19:26:40Z")
I got your back, Jack. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1518 "2024-01-27T22:23:36Z")
Behind. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1519 "2024-01-28T07:59:08Z")
Good work, chef. Thank you, chef. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1520 "2024-01-28T15:41:00Z")
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