# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1521 "2024-01-28T17:02:49Z")
And so Dr. Bob is about to begin his bongo practice. Tune in next week, when we’ll hear Nurse Piggy say… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1522 "2024-01-28T19:40:27Z")
Tune in tomorrow. Same Bat-time. Same Bat-channel. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1523 "2024-01-28T21:13:35Z")
“What are you searching for, Jo?” “Tomorrow.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1524 "2024-01-31T19:22:22Z")
What is it that is always coming, but never arrives? Tomorrow. But when it arrives, it is today. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1525 "2024-01-31T20:08:43Z")
Here it is, January 14th, 1952, when NBC begins a new program called “Today.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1526 "2024-01-31T21:56:47Z")
You’re not gonna die today. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1527 "2024-02-01T01:11:36Z")
Perhaps today _ **is** _ a good day to die. _(appeared many times, and in varying iterations, in ST: TNG – usually spoken by Worf or some other Klingon)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1528 "2024-02-01T14:50:02Z")
- Anything else? - Yes. If you use my toothbrush, I’ll jump out that window. Please don’t come to my funeral. Good night. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1529 "2024-02-01T14:59:33Z")
Oh, how I wish I could be there when you watch the funeral on the news. Watch the casket being slipped into the ground. Only, you won’t be watching that. No, no, you’ll be watching… the widow Boone. Tiffany, perhaps. Oh no, better yet, “Kelli” - with an “I”! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1530 "2024-02-01T16:29:31Z")
Chuckles the Clown is dead. It was a freak accident. He went to the parade dressed as Peter Peanut, and a rogue elephant tried to shell him ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1531 "2024-02-02T01:22:40Z")
I think I’m gonna call him “Stampy.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1532 "2024-02-02T01:32:09Z")
Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1533 "2024-02-02T16:52:21Z")
We have a massive pest problem in this town, and it’s because the Animal Control Department has been disaster… at catching animals. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1534 "2024-02-03T15:54:06Z")
One time I bring somebody home who I want to impress, and what do I find? A bunch of booze-drenched hill people… just sitting around in their underwear and chasing rats… and fornicating in the stairwell. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1535 "2024-02-03T16:07:36Z")
All families are embarrassing and if they’re not embarrassing, then they’re dead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1536 "2024-02-03T16:40:31Z")
Don’t you think one genius in the family is enough? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1537 "2024-02-03T16:44:27Z")
People think I’m smart; but I’m not smart. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1538 "2024-02-03T16:48:03Z")
Woo-hoo! I’m a college man! I won’t need my high school diploma anymore! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1539 "2024-02-07T17:36:57Z")
I’m sure an intelligent fellow like you has ambitions. What would you like to be in life? Well, I thunk maybe a garbage collector. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1540 "2024-02-07T22:09:05Z")
It’s Trash Truck! She can carry anything, and she’s super strong. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=76) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=78)