# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1541 "2024-02-08T07:24:28Z")
Please, it’s a secret underground landfill accessible only to garbage men… and the Mole People who live there. I used to be one of them, but then I decided to join the surface dwellers and find my queen. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1542 "2024-02-08T17:30:49Z")
Where’s my dollar? It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1543 "2024-02-08T18:50:09Z")
My new sheets from the Under A Dollar store feel so luxurious. Like maybe they could cost over a dollar. Maybe even two or three. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1544 "2024-02-08T18:55:03Z")
I bought these Star Wars sheets, but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible to a good night’s sleep. I don’t like the way Darth Vader stares at me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1545 "2024-02-09T23:04:44Z")
Just a little insomnia, but I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1546 "2024-02-09T23:22:13Z")
[_Jessie is taking caffeine pills_] Those pills are dangerous. Yeah, well, so’s geometry! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1547 "2024-02-10T23:38:50Z")
My physics versus your geometry. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1548 "2024-02-12T04:47:28Z")
Oh! The Humanities! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1549 "2024-02-12T15:27:36Z")
This is my home room. You’ll speak as I like. I teach English. Now, if that’s a foreign language, you’re going to learn it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1550 "2024-02-12T19:47:08Z")
[_June is trying to make Chuey’s mother feel welcome, in spite of their language barrier_] Won’t you sit down? No, sit down. La mesa. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1551 "2024-02-13T05:38:03Z")
Come on, Squanchy, you know any place is a good place for you to squanch. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1552 "2024-02-13T19:42:26Z")
You can ask a lot of questions about the world and your place in it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1553 "2024-02-14T00:27:46Z")
I always know where I belong, Alexis. But that’s the ladies’ room. Are you lost? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1554 "2024-02-14T14:23:23Z")
I’m not lost anymore. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1555 "2024-02-15T16:07:24Z")
Oh, I’m sorry, Mags. I lost the kid in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1556 "2024-02-15T19:12:19Z")
I should have seen this coming. As a cop, as a mother, should have seen this coming. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1557 "2024-02-16T13:43:35Z")
I know you’re nervous about talking to a cop, which I totally get, but rest assured, I’m one of the good ones. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1558 "2024-02-16T16:21:26Z")
I’ve seen all of the _Police Academy_ movies. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1559 "2024-02-16T22:02:20Z")
There are over five thousand men in this city who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamorless, thankless job that’s gotta be done. I know it, too. And I’m damned glad to be one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1560 "2024-02-17T17:06:01Z")
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