# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1561 "2024-02-17T17:09:51Z")
Yeah? Well the facts are you’re not getting any. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1562 "2024-02-18T23:11:48Z")
Knowledge came in many forms. You see, Mr. Matthews, education is not about obscure facts and little test scores. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1563 "2024-02-19T00:05:41Z")
Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1564 "2024-02-19T05:06:44Z")
- He chit, she catch him so… - Oh! He cheats! - Yes, yes, yes! What we call Krushkach. We say Krushkach. One man, two womans. So, hmm, crowded. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1565 "2024-02-19T19:25:53Z")
Eric would never cheat on you! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1566 "2024-02-19T23:59:12Z")
-[_indicating Adam_] Oh, this isn’t my friend; this is my ex-husband. -I’m one of many. I’m third from the end - at least, I think so; I haven’t seen Erica for a couple of days. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1567 "2024-02-21T00:16:16Z")
There’s always a contest with an ex. It’s called, “Who will die miserable?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1568 "2024-02-21T21:12:16Z")
- I barely remember it. I remember crashing through the wall… and the ambulance ride to the hospital. - That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you. - Then what was that siren? - That was your mother. - [mom] I was not that loud. - Cars pulled over, honey. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1569 "2024-02-21T22:45:52Z")
- I don’t have to stay here and be insulted - That’s right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1570 "2024-02-22T22:06:58Z")
I know when I’ve been insulted! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1571 "2024-02-23T03:06:56Z")
Stanley! You crush your wife during sex, and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1572 "2024-02-23T16:40:10Z")
“Stop it, Stanley, or I’ll tell Stella!” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1573 "2024-02-23T18:57:09Z")
[menacing] **Your mama sews socks that smell!** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1574 "2024-02-24T19:58:57Z")
My dads can’t sew. I really need a mom right now. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1575 "2024-02-24T21:05:30Z")
Kids, say goodbye to your mom. She belongs to the people now. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1576 "2024-02-25T14:38:26Z")
It’s very difficult to say goodbye to someone who means so much. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1577 "2024-02-25T14:59:01Z")
Dang! Wrong thread again. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1578 "2024-02-25T23:52:15Z")
When we said goodbye, we were acting just like enemies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1579 "2024-02-26T00:47:05Z")
Goodbye, Paris. Goodbye, fully-articulating five function robot with the ability to… goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1580 "2024-02-26T16:03:40Z")
I know, Steve Austin said my first robot squeaked. But this time I’ve foreseen every possibility. This new robot is a supreme mechanism. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=80)