# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1581 "2024-02-26T17:50:00Z")
Danger, Will Robinson! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1582 "2024-02-26T22:35:42Z")
Nothing scares a cop more than a nut who keeps killing for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1583 "2024-02-27T14:53:27Z")
You come at me again, I’ll flip your off switch. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1584 "2024-02-27T16:04:04Z")
You listen to me, punk! I’ve handled _jaywalkers_ who were tougher than you. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1585 "2024-02-27T21:13:27Z")
You don’t scare me. I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1586 "2024-02-28T12:21:28Z")
"Sorry… I didn’t mean anything by that… " _[steely stare]_ “… I _ **crap** _ bigger’n you.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1587 "2024-02-28T20:57:03Z")
I know ten-year-old girls who are ten times more badass than you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1588 "2024-02-28T23:19:22Z")
What happened to him? Technical term? Punched by a chick. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1589 "2024-02-29T20:18:39Z")
I don’t know whether to thank you or punch you in the nose. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1590 "2024-02-29T23:07:27Z")
## Oh, my nose! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1591 "2024-03-01T02:21:57Z")
Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him in the nose. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1592 "2024-03-01T19:45:37Z")
Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1593 "2024-03-01T19:51:52Z")
I don’t mention to them that you’re a psychology group. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1594 "2024-03-02T22:16:33Z")
I’m talking about your new therapist, the mystery doctor, the genius you’re always raving about. Who is he? Just tell me his name. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1595 "2024-03-03T00:08:27Z")
You are the only mystery worth solving. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1596 "2024-03-03T01:15:32Z")
You know we got a mystery to solve So, Scooby Doo, be ready for your act Don’t hold back ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1597 "2024-03-03T01:44:36Z")
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1598 "2024-03-03T17:25:34Z")
[[Snuffles](https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=quick%20draw%20mcgraw%20dog&mid=DCD0731F7EAF1A68D6C0DCD0731F7EAF1A68D6C0&ajaxhist=0)] ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1599 "2024-03-03T17:29:13Z")
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1600 "2024-03-03T18:23:14Z")
Well, this is my work. I’m sort of a sexual anthropologist. You mean like a hooker? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=79) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=81)