# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1601 "2024-03-03T18:57:27Z")
So what is anthropology? Serious, does anyone know? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1602 "2024-03-03T20:07:35Z")
Well, geology is _The Kardashians_ of science. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1603 "2024-03-04T21:18:53Z")
This is what science teaches us? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1604 "2024-03-04T21:29:05Z")
Behold the power of gravity! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1605 "2024-03-05T21:35:58Z")
The score is gravity, one. Jet, zero. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1606 "2024-03-06T15:46:20Z")
Or… you can have what’s behind door number three! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1607 "2024-03-06T19:27:18Z")
This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1608 "2024-03-06T21:05:40Z")
I’m only a dolphin, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1609 "2024-03-06T21:07:15Z")
Uh… Candygram. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1610 "2024-03-06T23:42:01Z")
(to fellow candymaker) What do you do when your nose itches? (no response from candymaker) Is that so? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1611 "2024-03-07T16:28:03Z")
My no…Enough! En garde, you stupid fool! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1612 "2024-03-08T04:25:42Z")
You realize, this means war. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1613 "2024-03-08T11:19:01Z")
I am willing to do anything to prevent this war. It’s too late. I’ve already paid a month’s rent on the battlefield. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1614 "2024-03-08T22:01:50Z")
And you’ll take fifty dollars off this month’s rent. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1615 "2024-03-09T19:27:21Z")
- And we split it fifty-fifty. Okay? - Why is your fifty always bigger than mine? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1616 "2024-03-09T22:27:23Z")
Obviously at some point we have to split apart and really fend for ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1617 "2024-03-13T21:48:04Z")
Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say there’s a place for us, but maybe it’s just another pipe dream. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1618 "2024-03-13T22:35:13Z")
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1619 "2024-03-14T21:15:20Z")
This is the city–Los Angeles, California. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1620 "2024-03-15T03:13:56Z")
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