# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1621 "2024-03-15T20:10:10Z")
New York is where I’d rather stay I get allergic smelling hay ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1622 "2024-03-15T20:56:22Z")
Son, to me that’s a tiptoe through the tulips. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1623 "2024-03-16T20:28:07Z")
I have to tiptoe around his new girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1624 "2024-03-16T23:34:03Z")
[_At dinner, Ward and June are unsure how to bring up the subject of Wally going steady_] How come you guys keep staring at me? Am I eating like a pig again? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1625 "2024-03-17T15:35:24Z")
Oh yeah, big night tonight. Gonna share a can of tuna with the cat. Not my cat, I just feed it. Some nights it doesn’t even show up. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1626 "2024-03-17T16:21:39Z")
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around, driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is: Kitten Mittons! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1627 "2024-03-17T18:39:31Z")
Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1628 "2024-03-17T19:05:30Z")
My name is Talky Tina, and you’d better be nice to me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1629 "2024-03-18T21:04:51Z")
I should never have let you talk me into doing the _show_ from a railroad depot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1630 "2024-03-18T21:48:47Z")
When they hear the dinner bell From the Shady Rest Hotel, at the junction Folks will walk a country mile for the chicken Country style, at the junction But it’s easy to observe All the pretty girls that serve at the junction (Petticoat Junction) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1631 "2024-03-18T22:03:14Z")
Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? Hookin’ up words and phrases and clauses ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1632 "2024-03-19T18:31:35Z")
This is some bullshit! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1633 "2024-03-19T23:36:30Z")
Bull, you look depressed. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1634 "2024-03-20T23:23:44Z")
Elizabeth’s never going to walk again… it’s my fault. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1635 "2024-03-21T20:52:12Z")
Oh, no, Rose. It’s all my fault. The minute I found out you were contagious, I should have thrown you out on the street. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1636 "2024-03-24T02:39:32Z")
If influenza was only contagious after the symptoms appear it would’ve died out centuries ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, homo habilus would figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1637 "2024-03-24T05:19:21Z")
You do everything right in life, play by all the rules… and still get sent down here with all the _Hitlers_ and _Epsteins_ of the world! After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that’s why I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1638 "2024-03-24T06:19:13Z")
So, we’re in the Bad Place. And I know why: almond milk. I knew it was bad for the environment, but I loved the way it coated my tongue with a weird film. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1639 "2024-03-24T14:04:50Z")
She probably thinks ecology is a new band name. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1640 "2024-03-27T13:28:57Z")
You’re in a band. That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=83)