# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1661 "2024-04-13T14:29:35Z")
(Sorry, above quote should’ve said “Edison Carter”.) You’ll be dead. I’ll be alive, though. I’ll be alive. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1662 "2024-04-13T19:02:19Z")
I might be an idiot but I’m not stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1663 "2024-04-13T19:37:49Z")
Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1664 "2024-04-13T20:56:16Z")
You’ve arranged for two _morons_ to call me stupid? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1665 "2024-04-13T21:50:07Z")
I guess they don’t teach intelligence in the Second Grade. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1666 "2024-04-14T20:25:43Z")
Max, this job calls for an agent with high intelligence, sharp judgment and total fearlessness. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1667 "2024-04-15T14:53:05Z")
The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1668 "2024-04-15T15:21:19Z")
I’m friends with all of my exes. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1669 "2024-04-15T22:23:55Z")
🎶 She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1670 "2024-04-16T20:22:23Z")
You’re my friend, she’s your ex. You get to forgive and move on. I get to hold a grudge until I die. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1671 "2024-04-16T22:13:15Z")
Shattered dreams are shattered dreams. Doesn’t matter how or why. They’re still lying in pieces on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1672 "2024-04-17T13:39:37Z")
I found the girl of my dreams. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1673 "2024-04-17T18:58:22Z")
You didn’t mention she was black. Was I supposed to? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1674 "2024-04-18T13:58:53Z")
A Black American cares, and he knows, and he struggles. That’s why I’m telling you this. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1675 "2024-04-21T19:50:10Z")
I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2024, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1676 "2024-04-21T21:07:48Z")
No matter what the provocation is, I will NOT have my wife acting this way. A common brawl in a lily pond - with HER! You look like a couple of female mud wrestlers! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1677 "2024-04-21T22:53:49Z")
Living with a guy is like living with a bear, with furniture. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1678 "2024-04-23T00:13:44Z")
Jesse was twice the man you’ll ever be. And he was a bear. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1679 "2024-04-23T16:01:30Z")
Oh. He does not have an interesting job. He just works hard and takes care of all of us. He never shot things in Africa or not saved anybody that was drowning. But that’s alright with me because when I am sick, he brings me ice cream and when I tell him things or ask things, he always listens to me. And he would use up a whole Saturday to make junk with me in the garage. He may not be interesting to you or someone else, because he is not your father. Just mine. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1680 "2024-04-23T19:46:36Z")
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