# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1681 "2024-04-23T21:13:24Z")
The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1682 "2024-04-24T17:23:41Z")
You and me, we’re gonna spoon. Now bend the f\*\*\* over. [Cutler rapes Robson with the spoon. Robson screams] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1683 "2024-04-25T00:29:44Z")
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1684 "2024-04-25T18:49:25Z")
The story we are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1685 "2024-04-25T21:58:47Z")
I don’t care how the Word of God applies here. This is a courtroom, not a church, so don’t preach to me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1686 "2024-04-26T15:44:32Z")
Tony … you are NOT the father! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1687 "2024-04-26T18:11:43Z")
Tony can’t choose who his sister’s gonna fall for, Monica can’t choose who she’s gonna fall for, and I think that I’ve learned the greatest lesson of all. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1688 "2024-04-29T18:52:00Z")
How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1689 "2024-04-29T20:09:14Z")
Still, they’re cousins, Identical cousins and you’ll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike - You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1690 "2024-04-29T20:25:27Z")
Do you remember that French film we snuck into? Dangerous Cousins? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1691 "2024-04-29T22:56:59Z")
“Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked _Rashomon_.” “That’s not how I remember it.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1692 "2024-04-30T22:53:52Z")
Remember, blood is thicker than water. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1693 "2024-05-01T22:18:16Z")
Ain’t that just like John and Livvy Walton, take in kin, house and feed 'em when times are like they are? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1694 "2024-05-01T23:03:15Z")
He’s been like a kinsman to me. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1695 "2024-05-02T02:31:25Z")
Yeah, …a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1696 "2024-05-02T21:12:43Z")
Cats have a very strange attitude toward women if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1697 "2024-05-02T23:11:49Z")
You’ve got a lot of cats and you gave them cute Jewish names. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1698 "2024-05-03T00:08:52Z")
nm wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1699 "2024-05-03T19:04:00Z")
You said you own a cat café, so I drew you living alone. The cats are like your babies, and you eat canned soup for dinner every night. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1700 "2024-05-03T19:09:47Z")
“Denise” is a good part, with a great backstory. You run the best pizza place in the neighborhood. You have a cat, and that’s cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=84) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=86)