# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1701 "2024-05-04T18:20:49Z")
Dude’s covered in cat hair. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1702 "2024-05-04T20:26:57Z")
The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1703 "2024-05-04T20:37:37Z")
_Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight Then that cat will stay out for the night_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1704 "2024-05-05T20:39:57Z")
Tell her to wear boxing gloves. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1705 "2024-05-05T22:07:10Z")
[_to Governor Richie_] In the future, if you’re wondering: “Crime. Boy, I don’t know,” is when I decided to kick your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1706 "2024-05-06T21:18:36Z")
“Having nice things isn’t a crime.” “No, but buying things with drug money is.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1707 "2024-05-06T22:01:21Z")
- **17-year-old Girl** : [_injects herself with methamphetamine_] I’m sorry, Grandpa. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1708 "2024-05-07T04:27:20Z")
Nobody calls him “grandpa!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1709 "2024-05-07T23:03:13Z")
Walker, this could be your great-grandfather, or mine! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1710 "2024-05-08T00:10:07Z")
You don’t think, oh, that’s my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. No But, it is. It’s somebody’s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1711 "2024-05-08T20:16:19Z")
The king’s grandfather tells a different story. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1712 "2024-05-08T20:59:41Z")
Crap. Wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1713 "2024-05-08T21:13:47Z")
[Grandma farts.] ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1714 "2024-05-08T23:01:06Z")
So then what’s the Boo-Hoo? Is that like another poop afterwards? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1715 "2024-05-09T05:52:11Z")
A dollar makes me holla, Honey Boo-Boo. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1716 "2024-05-09T22:06:14Z")
Honey, it’s the same people, it’s the same house as “An American Gothic”. It’s even the same pitchfork. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1717 "2024-05-10T00:38:54Z")
I know. That’s what a ghost is. A nobody. Larry Mondello’s a-scared of the house, too. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1718 "2024-05-10T00:54:48Z")
Tish! That’s French! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1719 "2024-05-10T01:19:29Z")
It’s not lupus. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1720 "2024-05-10T10:22:12Z")
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