# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1741 "2024-05-22T13:05:56Z")
He heard the DOA’s name go out on the radio. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1742 "2024-05-22T14:27:02Z")
I almost forgot, fellow babies… boogerrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1743 "2024-05-22T15:09:07Z")
Damn! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1744 "2024-05-22T15:42:23Z")
Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1745 "2024-05-22T15:47:39Z")
It’s pronounced “Wojciehowicz”, just like it’s spelled! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1746 "2024-05-23T00:45:51Z")
From the same show … _Detective Wojciehowicz is reading a suspect the Miranda warning. The suspect claims he only understands Spanish, so ‘Wojo’ stops and then rattles it off, letter-perfect, in Spanish. He then looks at the suspect and asks,_ “Do you want to hear it in Polish?” _ **-BB"-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1747 "2024-05-23T12:48:59Z")
Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed, to protect the innocent. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1748 "2024-05-23T18:24:55Z")
_Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1749 "2024-05-23T23:10:36Z")
_Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee_ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1750 "2024-05-24T12:13:08Z")
_He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty oak tree._ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1751 "2024-05-24T20:31:58Z")
_The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1752 "2024-05-27T17:29:34Z")
_H.R. Pufnstuff Who’s your friend when things get rough? H.R. Pufnstuff Can’t do a little cause he can’t do enough_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1753 "2024-05-27T20:49:39Z")
You haven’t seen my friend John here, have you? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1754 "2024-05-30T00:05:32Z")
He’s got a big secret, and he’s just busting to tell someone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1755 "2024-05-30T02:57:23Z")
Luke: Can you keep a secret? Mitchell: I kept a pretty big one for 22 years. So… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1756 "2024-05-30T12:59:35Z")
You did what you did to keep him safe. His adoption is secret, his location is unknown because you had to protect him. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1757 "2024-06-02T21:24:04Z")
And the best part is, Junior doesn’t need a license to fly it. Apparently, it qualifies as a ‘manned kite’. Or a ‘manned lightning rod’; we’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1758 "2024-06-03T19:23:09Z")
“The symbiote I carry appears to protect me.” “Way to go, Junior!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1759 "2024-06-06T14:09:09Z")
Our first responsibility–all of us–is to protect the world from the dangers of an artifact. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1760 "2024-06-06T15:29:48Z")
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