# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1761 "2024-06-07T17:36:57Z")
Do you honestly believe that it’s safe traveling cross-country with them? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1762 "2024-06-07T17:50:51Z")
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Though the streams are swollen Keep them dawwgies rollin’, Rawhide ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1763 "2024-06-08T15:10:07Z")
Weeeaalll dawgies! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1764 "2024-06-09T04:55:49Z")
Well now, where you fellas going with all that beer? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1765 "2024-06-09T13:12:07Z")
_Duff beer for me Duff beer for you You have a Duff I’ll have one too_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1766 "2024-06-09T13:13:27Z")
When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1767 "2024-06-09T13:42:34Z")
“What’ll it be?” “Whatever’s on tap.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1768 "2024-06-09T19:03:28Z")
“What’ll you have, Normie?” Well, I’m in a gambling mood, Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap." “Looks like beer, Norm.” “Call me ‘Mister Lucky’.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1769 "2024-06-09T21:46:36Z")
Tell you what: we’re in the gambling business, why don’t we gamble for it? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1770 "2024-06-09T22:12:35Z")
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1771 "2024-06-09T22:26:48Z")
He’s a degenerate gambler. He’s paying a 3K weekly vig to Hesh for a 200K bridge loan. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1772 "2024-06-10T15:37:07Z")
Some people drink, some gamble. I analyze data. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1773 "2024-06-10T15:39:02Z")
Mr. Data, you have the helm. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1774 "2024-06-11T19:13:39Z")
Helm, steady as you go. Have the bow batteries stand by for salvo fire. Let’s see if we can cut down the odds. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1775 "2024-06-11T21:02:08Z")
You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1776 "2024-06-12T04:47:40Z")
The guy is one lab accident away from being a super villain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1777 "2024-06-12T19:18:21Z")
It’s a shame I don’t have a lab. I’d like to examine him. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1778 "2024-06-13T21:30:28Z")
- I have the results from your blood exams. They show that you have leukemia. - [_Takes a deep breath and resumes talking_] Thank God! I thought you were going to say I have cancer! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1779 "2024-06-13T23:02:35Z")
The pigs at the IRS are breathing down my neck and I need money now. Sell the blood at half price if you have to. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1780 "2024-06-14T03:59:01Z")
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