# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1781 "2024-06-14T12:10:02Z")
Anger’s a potent spice. A pinch wakes you up. Too much dulls your senses. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1782 "2024-06-14T15:15:51Z")
You know you’re going to have to be punished, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1783 "2024-06-14T21:51:37Z")
I’m a baaaaad boy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1784 "2024-06-15T16:39:59Z")
🎶 Bad boys, bad boys / Whatcha gonna do? 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1785 "2024-06-15T17:23:30Z")
Now you listen to me, you wide-mouthed punk, we’ve heard just about all we want from you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1786 "2024-06-16T20:29:39Z")
Now listen! I will blow the whistle on this whole operation. I am with the press. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1787 "2024-06-17T23:33:17Z")
- Well uh what sort of a fellow is he? - Well he’s sort of a tall guy with a whistle around his neck. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1788 "2024-06-18T02:44:13Z")
[Whistle blows] Yabba dabba doo! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1789 "2024-06-18T20:44:17Z")
When my three babies were born who came screamin’ through the night, bringing the doctor to my side? The Hooterville Cannonball. Her whistle speaks a language we all understand. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1790 "2024-06-23T13:07:40Z")
Charlie said something about a baby. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1791 "2024-06-23T17:49:56Z")
You know how most babies are, all red, and pinched, and funny looking…say, how is Little Ricky, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1792 "2024-06-23T18:08:18Z")
You gotta see the baby! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1793 "2024-06-23T18:28:34Z")
The city’s a toilet. Elaine: move to Long Island and have a baby already! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1794 "2024-06-24T05:44:26Z")
- Hi Dad, where’s Ma? - I don’t know, she flew out of here like a dingbat outta hell. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1795 "2024-06-24T14:33:59Z")
Without a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1796 "2024-06-24T17:26:09Z")
De plane, boss! De plane! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1797 "2024-06-24T18:29:09Z")
Portrait of a frightened man: Mr. Robert Wilson, thirty-seven, husband, father, and salesman on sick leave. Mr. Wilson has just been discharged from a sanitarium where he spent the last six months recovering from a nervous breakdown, the onset of which took place on an evening not dissimilar to this one, on an airliner very much like the one in which Mr. Wilson is about to be flown home - the difference being that, on that evening half a year ago, Mr. Wilson’s flight was terminated by the onslaught of his mental breakdown. Tonight, he’s travelling all the way to his appointed destination, which, contrary to Mr. Wilson’s plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of the Twilight Zone. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1798 "2024-06-24T18:46:40Z")
You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter _The Scary Door_. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1799 "2024-06-25T01:08:00Z")
_Owoooo!_ Heh heh heh! Count Floyd here, it’s Saturday night. Time for another _Monster Chiller Horror Theater!_ Ooh! Better you’re really scared, aren’t you? We’ve got a really scary movie tonight. What’s it got? Rats! Lots and lots of rats! Ooh! It’s called, “Four for Texas”, and it’s got, what? The Rat Pack? Ooh, boys and girls, it’s going to be scary! _Owooooo!_ ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1800 "2024-06-25T02:13:10Z")
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