# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1801 "2024-06-25T03:00:43Z")
I want my MTV. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1802 "2024-06-25T14:12:05Z")
🎶 _WKRP in Cincinna-atee_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1803 "2024-06-25T14:24:54Z")
Car 54, where arrrrrre you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1804 "2024-06-25T15:33:23Z")
We got a 10-30 in progress in a bank in the East Village. Pick up a car, we’ll meet you downstairs. Fish, check out some weapons. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1805 "2024-06-25T15:41:48Z")
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1806 "2024-06-25T17:50:39Z")
Book 'em, Dano. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1807 "2024-06-25T18:49:41Z")
First murder of the week and in broad daylight. I love this city. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1808 "2024-06-26T19:15:52Z")
It’s not paradise but it is the city of angels. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1809 "2024-06-27T03:33:48Z")
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. My Name is Friday. I carry a badge. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1810 "2024-06-27T13:51:49Z")
Twenty-two million people in the State of California say the debt’s been paid. Why can’t you? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1811 "2024-06-27T19:18:44Z")
Nah. I gotta pay Beaver back what I owe him from borrowin’ off him in school. Then I won’t have any money. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1812 "2024-06-28T13:51:20Z")
“Can you talk them into rushing them through before school’s out?” “When they find out it’s to save Miss Brooks’ neck they’ll work like a bunch of hopped up beavers.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1813 "2024-06-30T15:53:38Z")
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1814 "2024-06-30T17:36:31Z")
I don’t know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1815 "2024-06-30T17:43:26Z")
I’m the real Angus MacGyver, shoot him! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1816 "2024-07-03T20:37:00Z")
Will the real (To Tell the Truth contestant) please stand up? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1817 "2024-07-06T13:53:52Z")
Actually I can’t stand the stuff. I just drink because it’s expected of me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1818 "2024-07-06T14:12:29Z")
You’re only as old as you f-e-e-e-e-e-e-lllll! Artie, did you get Hank drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1819 "2024-07-06T23:50:14Z")
All we had was some beer… in te-e-e-eny we-e-e-eny glasses… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1820 "2024-07-07T04:00:07Z")
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