# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1881 "2024-08-10T17:21:57Z")
One more fight breaks out, I’m going to shut this prison down so hard, so fast, you won’t see daylight 'til the third millenium. Everybody got that? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1882 "2024-08-11T02:53:03Z")
Nice try. You’re grounded for two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1883 "2024-08-11T21:00:46Z")
I’ll be with you to keep you grounded. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1884 "2024-08-14T13:44:36Z")
I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired, and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1885 "2024-08-14T15:20:48Z")
Hey there, hi there, ho there, you’re as welcome as can be! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1886 "2024-08-14T17:34:07Z")
Y’all come back now, y’hear? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1887 "2024-08-15T15:01:53Z")
Hear me, o Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1888 "2024-08-15T15:15:57Z")
Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you honey. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1889 "2024-08-15T15:39:25Z")
And it all started with a big bang. Bang! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1890 "2024-08-16T23:10:33Z")
Get in your racing car and start up the engine. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1891 "2024-08-16T23:31:02Z")
Look, Beaver, as soon as a guy gets over 15, he automatically knows _everything_ about cars! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1892 "2024-08-17T14:16:41Z")
“Those guys are always coming up with hot cars, aren’t they?” “No big secret. Sanchez memorizes the hot sheet. Guy’s got a photographic memory.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1893 "2024-08-17T18:53:42Z")
Photographic is a misnomer. I have an eiditic memory. As I’ve told you many times, most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May seventh. You had turkey, complained it was dry. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1894 "2024-08-17T20:41:51Z")
All right I’ll make a wish that can’t possibly backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with mustard, and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises, you got that? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1895 "2024-08-18T16:08:06Z")
“How does thou wish to die?” “Of old age.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1896 "2024-08-18T23:29:14Z")
I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1897 "2024-08-19T02:08:52Z")
I’m Pickle Rick! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1898 "2024-08-19T13:38:17Z")
Hey, Rick ol’ boy, how’s tricks? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1899 "2024-08-21T21:12:27Z")
Yeah and there’s this guy that swallows all kinds of knives and all sorts of neat stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1900 "2024-08-21T23:11:47Z")
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