# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1901 "2024-08-24T21:08:43Z")
“She’s not answering her cell phone.” “Maybe the battery died.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1902 "2024-08-24T22:06:21Z")
One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1903 "2024-08-25T20:03:28Z")
Mister, your shoe is ringing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1904 "2024-08-25T23:13:13Z")
A slipper made of glass is just a shoe and dreamers never make the dream come true. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1905 "2024-08-26T21:40:15Z")
[_a frumpy middle-aged woman walks into Al’s shoe store_] Woman: I need shoes. Al: Blacksmith’s right around the corner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1906 "2024-08-27T00:50:48Z")
It’s a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it and I think it’s the stupidest shirt I’ve ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1907 "2024-08-27T20:56:18Z")
Well, maybe if you tuck it in a little… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1908 "2024-08-28T02:33:31Z")
Short sheet my bed? What is this, summer camp? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1909 "2024-08-28T15:21:49Z")
Salute your shorts! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1910 "2024-08-28T15:31:37Z")
Hey, these are very comfortable pants! You know what I paid for these, Jerry? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1911 "2024-08-28T20:44:52Z")
It must have cost a fortune. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1912 "2024-08-29T21:25:50Z")
_Wally calls the restaurant before his date, to get an idea how much it will cost_ ] Hello? The White Fox? Um, I was just wondering about the price of your dinners. Just a minute. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1913 "2024-08-29T22:38:16Z")
Hello, Houstons? We have a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1914 "2024-08-30T19:04:08Z")
The problem? You occupy an office that used to be devoted to finding the truth and now you’re busy burying it - that’s the problem. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1915 "2024-08-30T23:30:12Z")
Everything has a cost, even the truth. But the reward for truth is a clear eye and a clear conscience. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1916 "2024-09-01T21:21:53Z")
Who tells the truth anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1917 "2024-09-01T21:32:45Z")
“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY-Y-Y-Y!” - Michael Scott ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1918 "2024-09-02T17:23:01Z")
Of course, you know this means war! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1919 "2024-09-04T18:50:39Z")
Nicest eye-opener I’ve had since this war started. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1920 "2024-09-05T15:30:38Z")
It’ll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=95) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=97)