# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1961 "2024-09-25T04:47:22Z")
What happened that is so awful that you simultaneously can’t speak of it, and yet you can’t stop talking about it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1962 "2024-09-25T13:33:38Z")
Speak freely, child. We would never betray your confidence. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1963 "2024-09-26T17:15:57Z")
I’ve made a decision… I’m gonna have this baby. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1964 "2024-09-26T17:41:46Z")
We’re having another baby?.. I mean, yay, we’re having another baby…? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1965 "2024-09-26T17:47:46Z")
“I like to think _we’re_ pregnant.” “Really? Are your ankles swollen? Did you throw up this morning? Are you constipated?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1966 "2024-09-29T18:52:19Z")
I’m a doctor. Try not to move. You may have broken your ankle. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1967 "2024-09-29T19:05:46Z")
[_leaving Luka a message_] Luka, this is Kerry Weaver. I’m down two attendings and up 40 patients. If you don’t get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I’m gonna call the INS, tell 'em your greencard’s a fake, and have your ass deported ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1968 "2024-09-29T19:45:13Z")
I think this is my 400th breast reconstruction. The board should give me a plaque. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1969 "2024-09-29T19:58:42Z")
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I see. . . a nipple! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1970 "2024-09-30T17:37:17Z")
Take it off. Take it all off. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1971 "2024-09-30T19:12:29Z")
Where the music stinks and they water the drinks. The nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants. The nudie bar. Where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. The nudie bar. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1972 "2024-10-01T18:30:58Z")
After one night out with you in a bar, the man is ready to throw away three weeks of intense analysis. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1973 "2024-10-02T02:30:14Z")
“Can I draw you a beer, Norm?” “No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.” ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1974 "2024-10-02T18:10:30Z")
“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1975 "2024-10-02T23:16:11Z")
Maybe he’s here for the same reason you are–to have a beer. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1976 "2024-10-03T04:04:28Z")
I remember the day I gave Mitchell his first taste of beer. He winced and carried on like someone was taking a bullet out of his leg. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1977 "2024-10-03T14:55:13Z")
I want it to become known to all who see the silver bullets that I live and fight only to see the eventual defeat and the proper punishment by law of every criminal in the West. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1978 "2024-10-03T16:19:19Z")
Who was that masked man? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1979 "2024-10-04T11:28:07Z")
The guys who wear the creepy masks hang out online. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1980 "2024-10-04T15:16:19Z")
Mask crusaders, Working all the time, fighting crime, fighting crime! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=100)