# Speak to me only as you would to an asshole.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097 "2012-08-30T01:32:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097/1 "2012-08-30T01:32:56Z")

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You guys seem to like the exercise.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097/2 "2012-08-30T01:43:04Z")

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Whatever you say, Boss.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097/3 "2012-08-30T01:45:19Z")

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“Alright asshole, you don’t like me and I don’t like you, but you gotta cut out the diarrhea.”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097/4 "2012-08-30T01:59:30Z")

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Hi Mewl Dear

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-as-you-would-to-an-asshole/633097/5 "2012-08-30T02:07:02Z")

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If you want to be verbally abused, go say something stupid in the Pit. I’m closing this.