# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")
Let’s start a conversation using just Disney quotes. They can be from the Classic Animated Canon, the TV shows, the traditional live-action films, but hmm… I’ll draw the line and say nothing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Star Wars. I’ll start us off. “Gaston, you have got to pull yourself together!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2 "2017-03-16T10:52:37Z")
Let it go! Let it go! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3 "2017-03-16T14:28:30Z")
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/4 "2017-03-16T14:54:59Z")
I’m no fool, no sirree, I’m gonna live to be 73. I play safe for you and me, 'cause I’m no fool. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/5 "2017-03-16T17:27:44Z")
And now you are ready for the most exciting game of all. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/6 "2017-03-17T02:01:57Z")
Nice one, Simba. ---
**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/7 "2017-03-17T02:50:54Z")
Hand me that copy of The Brothers Grimm. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/8 "2017-03-17T03:56:25Z")
Why am I not surprised? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/9 "2017-03-17T05:39:20Z")
I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from Not Surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/10 "2017-03-17T10:46:55Z")
It was the eve of our beloved Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty’s government came to the very brink of disaster. She… But I’m getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen’s 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/11 "2017-03-17T23:21:10Z")
You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see the teddy again! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/12 "2017-03-18T00:04:53Z")
Where’s your kid now, Sheriff? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/13 "2017-03-18T11:02:01Z")
We’ve got a bill of sale right here! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/14 "2017-03-18T12:44:51Z")
You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/15 "2017-03-18T14:34:30Z")
“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/16 "2017-03-18T19:27:04Z")
For a guy with three hearts you’re not very nice. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/17 "2017-03-18T19:46:58Z")
There’s no evil scheme he wouldn’t concoct! No depravity he wouldn’t commit. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/18 "2017-03-18T20:50:12Z")
How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like “Goob”? Bleh! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/19 "2017-03-18T23:05:21Z")
You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/20 "2017-03-19T10:05:31Z")
To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world’s greatest criminal mind! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=2)