# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2142 "2020-01-23T14:47:35Z")

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Scuttle: I haven’t seen this in years, this is _wonderful_!  
Ariel: What is it?  
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2143 "2020-01-27T00:00:17Z")

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Your logic is complete nonsense!

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2144 "2020-01-27T14:17:08Z")

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Oh, stuff and fluff!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2145 "2020-01-27T20:42:37Z")

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Now, Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, uh, oh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2146 "2020-01-27T21:13:13Z")

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I know those woods. I know those woods like the back of my hand. I couldn’t have missed a dragon.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2147 "2020-01-28T14:31:38Z")

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He’s a nice old dragon who likes to write poetry.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2148 "2020-01-28T23:56:58Z")

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“So Dragon is really a dragon? Amazing!”

“Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2149 "2020-01-29T13:09:12Z")

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Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2150 "2020-01-29T22:32:56Z")

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Then there was the monkey incident.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2151 "2020-01-30T14:01:17Z")

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She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2152 "2020-01-31T00:20:50Z")

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I love the monkey’s uncle, and the monkey’s uncle’s ape for me!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2153 "2020-01-31T02:36:55Z")

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I’ll make him see it, I’ll be the best ape ever!

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2154 "2020-01-31T22:40:41Z")

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There’s five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2155 "2020-02-03T15:01:13Z")

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Those monkeys really know their vintage t-shirts.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2156 "2020-02-03T16:22:16Z")

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Monkey ninjas, ATTACK!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2157 "2020-02-03T19:57:13Z")

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All I gotta do is Juuuump!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2158 "2020-02-03T21:27:18Z")

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Nothing takes your mind off troubles like diving in and swimming.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2159 "2020-02-04T23:44:44Z")

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Always with your American-style jokes, Stoppable-san. Of course, it will be our honor to walk.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2160 "2020-02-07T15:05:26Z")

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Stop making up words!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2161 "2020-02-07T21:04:44Z")

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It’s like he’s trying to speak to me; I know it!

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