# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2303 "2020-06-01T18:04:20Z")
I didn’t do it! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2304 "2020-06-01T18:57:44Z")
“Go to your room!” “I’m already in my room!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2305 "2020-06-01T22:36:22Z")
I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2306 "2020-06-02T18:30:44Z")
In our castle I would float with the dolphins in the moat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2307 "2020-06-02T23:47:15Z")
Deep down, I think you’ll realize that you’re forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2308 "2020-06-03T20:10:22Z")
Little town, it’s a quiet village, Every day, like the one before. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2309 "2020-06-04T12:21:37Z")
This is the old house! The one the tornado blew away. This is how I got into Oz the first time. That used to be my bedroom, and in there was the kitchen… And that’s where I landed on the Wicked Witch of the East. But where all the munchkins? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2310 "2020-06-05T15:43:16Z")
That storm was bad, I know, but we’ve still got each other. We’ll fix up our town and make it better! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2311 "2020-06-05T22:18:59Z")
Well, I-I think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been. Let’s re-cap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who’s probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2312 "2020-06-06T22:44:36Z")
There is not a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2313 "2020-06-09T20:53:14Z")
Yes, this IS a treasure map! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2314 "2020-06-12T15:45:35Z")
When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. This really works! Seriously! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2315 "2020-06-12T18:28:18Z")
No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, [looks at Jack’s sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2316 "2020-06-13T23:49:22Z")
I am not a loser! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2317 "2020-06-14T00:12:37Z")
I’m… a llama? Yay, I’m a llama! Oh. Wait. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2318 "2020-06-15T15:34:19Z")
How do I look? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2319 "2020-06-15T16:38:11Z")
Hey, man, you’re ugly! And you’re uglier than him! And you’re Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you’re Revenge of the Ugly! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2320 "2020-06-16T22:21:46Z")
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2321 "2020-06-17T14:58:54Z")
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2322 "2020-06-17T21:45:29Z")
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