# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2523 "2020-11-26T20:32:09Z")

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Who cares? It’s just a silly song.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2524 "2020-11-27T13:47:21Z")

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The words don’t mean a thing.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2525 "2020-11-29T00:20:19Z")

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2526 "2020-11-29T14:12:40Z")

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I’m not bad, I’m only drawn that way.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2527 "2020-11-30T16:39:56Z")

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No shenanigans.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2528 "2020-11-30T16:45:09Z")

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We’re just a couple of mischief makers, out to have some fun.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2529 "2020-12-01T20:19:02Z")

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Today, we’re gonna have some real family fun.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2530 "2020-12-02T13:32:13Z")

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Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…? Tallulah and Laszlo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don’t know who they’re related to. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius. is their son. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2531 "2020-12-03T18:59:11Z")

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My family rushing to my side, what’s wrong with that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2532 "2020-12-03T20:31:01Z")

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[falls off the top of the castle to his/her doom]

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2533 "2020-12-06T00:03:28Z")

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I’m afraid of heights!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2534 "2020-12-06T20:17:24Z")

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It ain’t how fast you fly, it’s how you fly fast. You can fly a whole lot higher than you think.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2535 "2020-12-06T20:52:24Z")

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I am a fast-flying fairy.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2536 "2020-12-07T22:55:49Z")

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Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But… before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel…and DIE!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2537 "2020-12-08T19:20:21Z")

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I’m gonna throw him the best birthday party ever.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2538 "2020-12-12T00:32:18Z")

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Augh! What I was going to say was all I want for my birthday is some alone time with— _(motions to Phineas)_ Never mind. _(walks out)_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2539 "2020-12-12T13:54:22Z")

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Him! I choose him!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2540 "2020-12-13T23:39:45Z")

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This is my boy. He’s a real hero, huh.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2541 "2020-12-14T00:01:16Z")

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I’m a real boy.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2542 "2020-12-14T22:22:18Z")

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I’m alive. Send snacks.

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