# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2623 "2021-03-18T19:05:22Z")
You’ll learn the art of manners, of royal protocol. And when to bow and curtsy for functions big and small. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2624 "2021-03-18T19:12:43Z")
So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15-year-old? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2625 "2021-03-19T17:19:51Z")
Okay, let’s get you up to speed… this is a story about the future, and the future can be scary… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2626 "2021-03-19T17:23:47Z")
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2627 "2021-03-21T06:48:11Z")
“Good sir, would you say this is a compact car?.. You do not answer. Well, let me tell you that you’ve never heard of a compact car until you see what I’m going to do with this. Mr. Douglas, I have a friend with a claw-and-hook auto-wrecking company in San Francisco, and he’s going to work on your car. Maybe he’ll transform it into a birdbath. Or what about a nice doormat, so I can wipe my feet on it every day?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2628 "2021-03-21T15:59:27Z")
The claw! - The claw is our master . The claw chooses who will go and who will stay . ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2629 "2021-03-22T18:37:15Z")
Well, I don’t see any reason why you can’t go to the ball… ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2630 "2021-03-25T01:48:18Z")
Nevermind that! Phineas and Ferb are rolling through town on a giant ball of water! Come on! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2631 "2021-03-25T20:09:56Z")
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Swimming, swimming, swimming. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2632 "2021-03-26T19:20:08Z")
That’s it, no more underwater labs. From now on, we stick to volcanoes or abandoned castles. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2633 "2021-03-26T19:53:37Z")
Yonda lies da castle of my fadda. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2634 "2021-03-27T17:27:31Z")
Everything the light touches is our kingdom. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2635 "2021-03-27T17:40:15Z")
Welcome to The Magic Kingdom. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2636 "2021-03-29T19:55:58Z")
It’s just magic, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2637 "2021-03-29T19:58:28Z")
Salagadoola mechicka boola **Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2638 "2021-03-30T23:08:39Z")
She talks fancy. I trust her. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2639 "2021-03-30T23:23:40Z")
Sigourney Weaver is going to help us! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2640 "2021-03-31T12:47:51Z")
It’s Guest Star Day on the Mickey Mouse Club! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2641 "2021-04-02T19:07:29Z")
It’s a guest! It’s a guest! Sakes alive and I’ll be blessed. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2642 "2021-04-02T19:32:10Z")
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your _ghost_ _host_ . Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=131) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=133)