# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2643 "2021-04-05T22:41:42Z")
Excuse me, why are all these ghosts still hanging around here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2644 "2021-04-05T22:48:07Z")
I was wrong. And as punishment, I’m forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity. Maybe even longer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2645 "2021-04-06T23:22:58Z")
That is it! You are beyond grounded. The next time you see sunlight - no, oh, actually, no! You’re never going to see sunlight again! Because by the time your punishment is over, the sun will have burnt out, collapsed into a black hole and the last remnants of mankind will be living on a rusty little spaceship as the cold silence of space slowly drives them mad! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2646 "2021-04-07T01:55:58Z")
To quote Cicero: rashness is the characteristic of youth, prudence that of mellowed age, and discretion the better part of valor. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2647 "2021-04-07T20:45:20Z")
Say, aren’t you a little young to be working in a museum? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2648 "2021-04-07T22:31:22Z")
Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2649 "2021-04-09T14:08:39Z")
Isn’t it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2650 "2021-04-09T20:29:46Z")
I’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss, and a prince I’m hoping comes with this. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2651 "2021-04-12T23:55:51Z")
Well, don’t just stand there, kiss her! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2652 "2021-04-13T00:56:16Z")
Go on and kiss the girl. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2653 "2021-04-14T23:30:45Z")
I find old-fashioned romance so touching, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2654 "2021-04-15T01:39:35Z")
Who wrote this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2655 "2021-04-15T13:00:51Z")
If you were asked to choose the most fabulous character in English literature, who would it be? Robin Hood? King Arthur? Becky Sharp? Sherlock Holmes? Oliver Twist, perhaps? Well, any one of them would be an excellent choice. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2656 "2021-04-16T18:25:36Z")
Mermando! You remember, he’s part fish, part shirtless guy? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2657 "2021-04-17T13:04:54Z")
I’ll think of a mermaid lagoon, underneath a magic moon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2658 "2021-04-17T17:27:44Z")
“I just wanted to be a better mermaid than a girl.” “Oh, Melody, sweetie, it doesn’t matter if you have fins or feet. We love you for who you are on the inside, our very brave little girl.” ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2659 "2021-04-19T00:38:41Z")
Aaah! I can’t _believe_ it! _(inhales sharply)_ You surreptitiously record us? And even _more_ importantly, I’m losing my little girl! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2660 "2021-04-19T02:01:28Z")
“'Ohana” means “family.” “Family” means “no one gets left behind.” But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2661 "2021-04-19T19:38:57Z")
He is your father. How can you do anything else? ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2662 "2021-04-23T19:11:11Z")
No. No, you don’t know what it means to see your only child grow farther and farther and farther away from you. I’m… lonely in this desolate old palace. I… I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=132) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=134)