# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2663 "2021-04-23T22:44:34Z")
To the woodcarvers guild! We’ll spare no expense for the cradle they’ll build, and trust to the children to keep it well-filled. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2664 "2021-04-25T21:23:03Z")
Dear Folks, I’m going West where there’s lots of trees and plenty of room. Love, Paul. P.S. I’ll write soon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2665 "2021-04-26T12:21:06Z")
Congratulations San Francisco! You’ve ruined pizza! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2666 "2021-04-26T20:22:48Z")
We’re here to bake you some tiny pies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2667 "2021-04-26T21:13:51Z")
Pi is equal to three point one four one five, _nine_ two six five three five eight nine seven four seven, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2668 "2021-04-27T18:04:08Z")
Your lessons will commence here once you pass through this door. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2669 "2021-04-27T20:52:09Z")
D’oh! I’m - still locked, you know! ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2670 "2021-04-27T23:39:46Z")
Oh, Perry the Platypus! You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks… but, you know, not the door. Let’s just get you out of there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2671 "2021-04-29T17:47:25Z")
Now then! To the beach! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2672 "2021-04-29T19:43:36Z")
Do you know who Maui is? Only the greatest demi-god of all the Pacific Islands, with his magical fish hook he slowed down the sun, pulled islands out of the sea, battled monsters! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2673 "2021-04-30T21:45:18Z")
Oh, so I’m a monster now? I couldn’t pick my parents, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2674 "2021-04-30T23:25:03Z")
There’s no top part. I definitely remember Dad having a top part. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2675 "2021-05-01T19:56:50Z")
Just promise your daddy one thing: that you’ll never, ever, lose sight of what’s important. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2676 "2021-05-01T20:03:41Z")
Hey there, hi there, ho there, you’re as welcome as can be! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2677 "2021-05-02T19:55:19Z")
Remember, “aloha” means hello and goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2678 "2021-05-02T20:13:42Z")
Goodbye so soon And isn’t this a crime? We know by now that time knows how to fly So here’s goodbye so soon You’ll find your separate way ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2679 "2021-05-03T20:00:15Z")
I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2680 "2021-05-03T20:15:26Z")
A very merry unbirthday to you! [Happy Birthday, **Dendarii!** 🎆] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2681 "2021-05-05T21:14:26Z")
Thanks! Back on topic: “Father, why didn’t I have a ball?” “You did, Amber. It was the day you and your brother were born.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2682 "2021-05-05T21:52:56Z")
You want to know what I did this year? I went on the longest, hardest, most exhausting journey I have ever been on, with the biggest pain in the neck I have ever met. But what do you expect from a little brother? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=133) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=135)