# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2743 "2021-06-17T11:19:18Z")

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I miss my old car. You know, the vroom-vroom and the clang-clang and the… bang-bang.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2744 "2021-06-19T23:14:15Z")

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You’re gonna love what this car can do.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2745 "2021-06-19T23:57:50Z")

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It’s uncategorical, a fuel-burning oracle, a phantasmagorical machine!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2746 "2021-06-20T04:21:52Z")

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Prof.Pepperwinkle wrote

> It’s uncategorical, a fuel-burning oracle, a phantasmagorical machine!

_Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang_ was produced by ‘Cubby’ Broccoli (of “James Bond” movie fame) and released through United Artists, not Disney – although since, like _Mary Poppins_, it starred Dick Van Dyke and featured songs by Robert and Richard Sherman the confusion is understandable.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2747 "2021-06-20T13:35:57Z")

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Ah, you are right. I substitute:

The Gnome-Mobile, The Gnome-Mobile,  
Hunting for Gnomes in the Gnome-Mobile,  
Sooner or later we feel  
that we’ll find where they are in the  
Gnome-Mobile. In the Gnome-Mobile,

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2748 "2021-06-20T16:31:39Z")

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We gotta drive, drive, drive!

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2749 "2021-06-22T23:01:40Z")

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Welcome back, racing fans, to the Montevillebad Grand Prix.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2750 "2021-06-24T00:15:50Z")

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Without a real car, I’m only half a man.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2751 "2021-06-24T22:52:16Z")

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I’m part robot. I knew it!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2752 "2021-06-24T23:51:15Z")

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I hope you’re not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2753 "2021-06-25T15:00:14Z")

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They say beauty’s just skin deep.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2754 "2021-06-25T15:16:40Z")

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Lips red as the rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2755 "2021-06-26T23:06:08Z")

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Why does her hair glow?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2756 "2021-06-27T00:05:37Z")

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It’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2757 "2021-06-27T18:45:34Z")

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This caviar’s superb. Absolument parfait!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2758 "2021-06-27T19:06:07Z")

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n the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2759 "2021-06-29T22:23:18Z")

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You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2760 "2021-06-30T00:07:53Z")

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Smart as paint you are, lad!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2761 "2021-07-01T19:39:49Z")

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And these weirdo paintings of nothing should be replaced with paintings of actual things, like…dogs wearin’ swimsuits. Everyone likes dogs!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2762 "2021-07-02T14:41:09Z")

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Whoa! Chill out, man. I don’t eat cats. It’s too much fur.

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