# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/261 "2017-07-05T12:31:49Z")
“EDWARD TEACH, sometimes known as Captain Blackbeard, when you come to die, may your body and soul be racked between this world and the next, always to be alone! May this curse hold fast and true, may you be held forevermore in limbo, until such time as there be found in you, most wicked of all villains - some spark of human goodness!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/262 "2017-07-06T16:56:39Z")
Excuse me, why are all these ghosts still hanging around here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/263 "2017-07-07T01:15:05Z")
When the crypt goes creak, And the tombstones quake. Spooks come out for a swinging wake. Happy haunts materialize, And begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/264 "2017-07-07T16:13:35Z")
Ghosts are bad, but the one that’s cursed is the Headless Horseman; he’s the worst! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/265 "2017-07-08T00:32:58Z")
Odd’s Bodkins. Gad zooks. Take a look at that spook of spooks. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/266 "2017-07-08T01:41:53Z")
I’ve got friends on the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/267 "2017-07-08T20:15:52Z")
Friendship is the best medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/268 "2017-07-08T23:32:42Z")
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/269 "2017-07-09T19:33:10Z")
I almost drowned in chocolate milk! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/270 "2017-07-09T21:34:36Z")
High tide or not… that little brat is going to find me that diamond… tomorrow… or else! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/271 "2017-07-10T12:26:41Z")
Oh the waves roll low, and the waves roll high, and so it goes under a bright blue, endless sky. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/272 "2017-07-10T14:32:42Z")
And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue A blood-thirsty captain and a cutthroat crew It’s as dark a tale as was ever told Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/273 "2017-07-11T14:34:38Z")
We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/274 "2017-07-11T16:22:25Z")
Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy! What timing! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/275 "2017-07-12T21:06:00Z")
I’ve never seen anything like this in my entire illustrious career! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/276 "2017-07-12T21:36:22Z")
Look, Giddy, look! It’s amazing, a live puppet without strings! A thing like that ought to be worth a fortune to someone. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/277 "2017-07-12T22:47:53Z")
I spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/278 "2017-07-12T23:37:11Z")
Have some of column A, try ALL of column B. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/279 "2017-07-13T12:48:23Z")
I’ll have what he’s having. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/280 "2017-07-14T02:00:21Z")
Skumps! Skumps! A toast to this night When the outlook is rosy but the future is bright Our children will marry our kingdoms unite Skumps! Skumps! Skumps! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=15)