# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2863 "2021-09-28T17:33:54Z")
Won’t you join me for a picnic? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2864 "2021-09-28T20:43:12Z")
You let one ant stand up to us, and they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It’s not about food. It’s about keeping those ants in line. THAT’S WHY WE’RE GOING BACK! Does anybody else wanna stay? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2865 "2021-09-30T18:19:47Z")
They’re very, very small, but they’re everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2866 "2021-10-01T12:10:19Z")
They’re here and there Pink elephants ev’rywhere Look out! Look out! They’re walking around the bed On their head Clippety cloppety Arrayed in braid Pink elephants on parade ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2867 "2021-10-01T12:11:00Z")
A Heffalump or Woozle is very confoozle because they come in every shape and size. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2868 "2021-10-01T15:40:55Z")
Where are the monsters? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2869 "2021-10-04T13:32:26Z")
Hey, may the best monster win. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2870 "2021-10-04T18:32:22Z")
But, Father, I’ve defeated every single monster I’ve come up against. I-I’m… I’m the most famous person in all of Greece. I’m… I-I’m an action figure! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2871 "2021-10-04T19:32:52Z")
You! Are! A! TOY! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2872 "2021-10-05T22:34:29Z")
I’ve never left a toy behind either, and I’m not gonna start now! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2873 "2021-10-05T23:47:58Z")
It’s always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2874 "2021-10-06T21:18:58Z")
Today, we shall make play here in the backyard as constructor persons. And we shall make a giant-sized jukebox. It is a most joyful way for all of us to make play, is it not? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2875 "2021-10-06T23:51:13Z")
It’s Circus Day here at the Mickey Mouse Club! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2876 "2021-10-07T22:25:49Z")
How about a lovely circus with lions and tigers? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2877 "2021-10-09T22:57:32Z")
You are a human animal. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2878 "2021-10-10T13:58:39Z")
Sir, I’m not just some token bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2021, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2879 "2021-10-11T23:32:14Z")
With the world so full of surprises, he’s a poetry-typing squirrel. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2880 "2021-10-12T12:36:52Z")
A squirrel walks **up** a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2881 "2021-10-12T20:25:15Z")
“That joke wasn’t bad.” “But it wasn’t good, either!” ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/2882 "2021-10-12T23:45:34Z")
Don’t roll your eyes at me like that! It’s a good plan! Sorry to go off on you like that, Perry the Platypus, but sometimes, you just-GRR!-really push my buttons! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=145)