# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3283 "2022-09-06T23:10:48Z")

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Now, try to keep up with my mind-numbing genius! Only half of my inventions turn evil. The other half are just wildly misunderstood!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3284 "2022-09-07T00:44:24Z")

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Perry the Platypus! Your timing is impeccable! Except, of course, it was COMPLETELY PECCABLE!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3285 "2022-09-07T17:56:37Z")

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Encyclopedia! E-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-I-A.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3286 "2022-09-07T20:59:20Z")

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We need answers.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3287 "2022-09-15T15:09:41Z")

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We need to get going.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3288 "2022-09-15T15:44:23Z")

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They’re driving right by, they don’t even know what they’re missing.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3289 "2022-09-15T16:25:13Z")

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I can’t tell you. Because I don’t know.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3290 "2022-09-16T23:24:23Z")

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We are so good at secrets.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3291 "2022-09-17T00:34:20Z")

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Shhh. Come here. It’s a secret.

ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA…!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3292 "2022-09-17T13:25:34Z")

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She’s stark raving mad!

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3293 "2022-09-17T17:08:22Z")

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We’re all mad here

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3294 "2022-09-17T22:37:21Z")

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What fantasy are you living in?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3295 "2022-09-18T12:58:56Z")

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There are things I need to tell you before the final… before the automated program kicks in. I’m a machine, I never thought that was bad until I saw your face when you found out I was.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3296 "2022-09-18T13:00:23Z")

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I cannot deactivate until you tell me you are satisfied with your care.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3297 "2022-09-18T22:30:02Z")

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You gotta help me, Donald!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3298 "2022-09-19T13:06:41Z")

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Well, aren’t you a lucky duck!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3299 "2022-09-19T20:02:16Z")

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Our team’s motto is “Maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3300 "2022-09-20T14:10:23Z")

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We have Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, we have Mrs. Potato Head!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3301 "2022-09-20T20:44:44Z")

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You know how men are. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours.’

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3302 "2022-09-21T13:53:43Z")

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Men! They’re all only after one thing.

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